Chant I in a nutshell…
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Chant I in a nutshell…
Hes like ‘girl do you know how long that walk was?? I had to JOG’
This fanfic shit easy
How Hadestown would go if they had phones:
Hungrydice: ORPHEAUUUSUSS!!!! IM HUNGRRYYYYY 👿
Poorpheus: My love! Oh I'm so sorry my phone was charging in the other room while I was working on my song. I added more lalas. 🎵
*message not sent, the phone you're trying to reach is out of network*
Poorpheus: .......Eurydice? 🥺
Hungrydice: Fuck. Okay, finally, I got my phone to work down here. Orpheus???? IS ANYBODY LISTENING???? 😫
Poorpheus: WAIIIIIT FOR ME. IM COMINNN. WAIIT IM COMIN WITH YOU. 🙋
Hungrydice: Wait. Wait how. Wait.
Poorpheus: laaaaaaa la la la la la laaaaaaaaaa. 🎵
Hungrydice: NOT on the train RIGHT? 🚄
Poorpheus: no. I'm walking. 🚶
Hungrydice: Oh. I mean....you don't have to?
Poorpheus: what do you mean??? I love you. 💖
Hungrydice: I'm already gone. I'm gone. 😞
Poorpheus: and I.....can't accept that. I'm almost there.
Hungrydice: 😓💖❤️
Have to repost it on tumblr because I think it’s funny
Papers in a nutshell 💀
Hades: Minecraft proves that abolishing child labor was a mistake. The children yearn for the mines.
Persephone: Lover what is wrong with you
Hades, my husband
Hades, my light