The Washington Capitals are physically incapable of calling their teammates by anything other than their pet names which end exclusively in either -s, -er or -y (see also -e, -i and -ie)
also: babe
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The Washington Capitals are physically incapable of calling their teammates by anything other than their pet names which end exclusively in either -s, -er or -y (see also -e, -i and -ie)
also: babe
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