#haha post

[woven-song]

they're aroace and horny. they feel no attraction and they fuck.

[i-am-an-intrusive-thought]

*looks off into the distance*

i was a baby.... once

*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*

[i-am-an-intrusive-thought]

[i-am-an-intrusive-thought]

to everyone who tells me “go big or go home”:

you severely underestimate my desire to go home

[i-am-an-intrusive-thought]

where can you always find me?

somewhere, always disappointing god

[i-am-an-intrusive-thought]

please ask me something i’m bored and procrastinating

[lucifer-the-dirty-devil]

This is what good pussy sounds like

[vicfuentasy]

sleeping is nice because you're not actually dead but you're not awake either so it's really just a win win situation yeah give it up for slumber