#lmao posts

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contributing to the online discourse:

during earthquakes coffins become underground maracas

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do you think chickens get postnatal depression

like they have babies and we literally steal their children

and eat them

how would you like it if you had a child and the doctors all “it’s a boy!” and then some devious baby farmer snatches your kid and roasts it over a fire while sprinkling seasoning on them

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*looks off into the distance*

i was a baby.... once

*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*

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you all are not

y’all are not

y’all ain’t

YAINT

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