Apr 4, 2021
*looks off into the distance*
i was a baby.... once
*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*
seen from Germany
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Canada
seen from India
seen from Sweden
seen from Australia
seen from India
seen from China
seen from Canada
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Spain
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Bangladesh
seen from Serbia
*looks off into the distance*
i was a baby.... once
*the phrase “i was a baby” starts playing to the tune of “i have a dream” while confetti rains from the ceiling with pictures of my face*
to everyone who tells me “go big or go home”:
you severely underestimate my desire to go home
where can you always find me?
somewhere, always disappointing god
please ask me something i’m bored and procrastinating
Why am I uncontrollably miserable now? This sucks. It's pride month. I'm being transphobic by being upset... *grits teeth* AAAAHHHH!!!! IT'S PRIDE MONTH!!!!! I'M A FAILURE!!!!! I LOVE MY LIFE???? MAYBE?!?? ALL I WANNA DO IS PLAY A VIDEO GAME BUT MY INTERNET CONNECTION IS TOO SLOW!!