#haha this

[itachi86]

"“At least Mathias is dead too,” Grimm said, so unexpectedly that I couldn’t help but laugh.

“You’re such a bastard. I’ve been trying to tell everyone that for years and they didn’t believe me, but you are. It’s actually delightful.""

-Sorcery & Small Magics

[ladyvesuvia]

somebody please tell me at least one of you was scared of me when y’all first interacted with me smdjeiw raise your hands 😤😤😤

it’s the emojis isn’t it

[charlynchew]

[itachi86]

"“All right, who killed me? Was it the people I evicted, the people I let starve, the people I convinced to join my pyramid scheme?” calls Nate as Jacob Marley, who is dedicated enough to have brought his chains to the party and has draped them over the Spider-Man suit he’s worn for the last three Halloweens.

“No, Jacob. It was I, the most deadly killer of all . . . a minor cut before penicillin was invented,” someone calls from behind something, their voice more muffled than spooky."

-Thanks for Listening

[itachi86]

“Yes, that’s it.” Luca sagged dramatically against the wall. His face was still sparkling with humour above the green silk. “Now look like you’re giving me a stern talking-to about being rude to your guests.” “I am.” Matti was trying desperately not to let his own laughter out; it was still straining against his throat, wanting to emerge and join Luca’s. “That’s going to be all over the party by the end of the night.”

-Swordcrossed

[honestlytiredasfuck]

[mangogator]

Creation of Phoenix By tru-shuu