Striders, Hal and Davepetasprite with a s/o who tries to handle a sword but is awful at it, and somehow still never hurts themself even when the blade goes flying?
STRIDERS ( + HAL AND DAVEPETA) WITH A S/O WHO CAN'T HANDLE A SWORD
💿 He decided to teach you for self-defense reasons. He wants you to be safe, after all.
💿 He didn't take into consideration the chance that you might not be able to handle a sword as masterfully as he could though.
💿 He always tries to make sure you don't get hurt, even when the sword goes flying.
💿 It's not needed though, you seem to be lucky enough to not get hit by the sword... somehow.
💿 He jokes around, asking if you're using witchcraft to protect yourself.
❤ He doesn't feel the need to teach you swordsmanship, he feels as if he protect you himself.
❤ So you'll probably have to ask him.
❤ He starts explaining a basic foot stance, and you seem to be following along!
❤ But then he asks you to try it... and you're not doing too good.
❤ Oh well, foot stance isn't that important, he supposes.
❤ He hands you a sword he has laying around, and asks you to swing it.
❤ He has to dive out of the way to avoid being cut.
❤ He'll take the sword away, suggesting a movie or something else for the rest of the day.
⚡ He tries to teach you out of boredom.
⚡ He's positive he can protect you, and you're capable of taking care of yourself anyway.
⚡ But he thought it'd be fun. Thought being the key word.
⚡ You're just not meant for swords. He's just gonna say it; you're much better at using your own strife specibus.
⚡ He'll try, again and again, to try and help you work your way around a sword, but it's an undeniable fact. You just.. can't.
⚡ He's also astounded that you never get hurt! There's such a high risk, but you never seem to actually hurt yourself.
1. They're so excited to teach you!!
2. Unfurrtunately though, you... aren't so good at handling the sword.
3. Oh well! They're willing to keep working with you or do something else with you!
4. They're always very worried when the sword flies out of your hands and is seeming to head towards you.
5. But they're ecstatic when you don't get hurt!