Jan 20, 2014
How do people eat spaghetti without looking like an idiot? Did that ability just skip me?
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How do people eat spaghetti without looking like an idiot? Did that ability just skip me?
My roommate just got a phone call from the security office at our college. She had forgotten a bag of underwear she had left at her boyfriend's dorm.
"Did you leave a drawstring bag on the shuttle today?"
"...yes, yes I did."
"...can you tell me the color of the... belt... that was in it so we know it's yours?"
(blushing a lot) "TAN."
Haley is the awkwardest turtle.
my least favorite part about halloween is that
most of my favorite musical characters wear normal clothes, so while part of me wants to represent my inner theatre lover by wearing a completely outlandish costume the other part wants to represent by being someone from a musical, which is so boring. Ugh.
Like Natalie from N2N is jeans a cardigan and converse or a blue dress. LAME.