#half asses

[sweettoothnerd]

Half-assed attempts at being nice are a far greater nuisance. I’d much rather be a useful tool than a meaningless burden. Your hesitation is the country’s hesitation, and a moment’s indecision on your part could mean the deaths of tens of thousands of your subjects. I know you’ll only regret that. So you might as well pick a path and throw yourself headlong down it.

[sweetbriarcollege]

1954 Briar patch- Half Asses show off their new ears after being tapped for the Aints and Asses. On the steps outside Randolph.

[leilalollipops-blog]

elli you are doing it all wrong. he should go off this cliff to grasp the sense of swimming~

[sweetbriarcollege]

1950 Briar Patch- a new Half Ass, just selected for Aints and Asses, wears  mismatched shoes and the Ass ears to announce her selection. As we all point and laugh. 

[sweetbriarcollege]

A sense of humor, a thorough non-sensical personality and the ability to concoct spur-of-the-moment presentations are prerequisites. Newly tapped members are Half-Asses until they prove themselves....

The Key to Sweet Briar 1969