Bilbo wanted a place where the family had a self-sustaining homestead compound. None of them suspected that they might actually need it. On Halloween, of all days, Dwalin, Nori, and Ori fidgeted in their chairs across from Thorin. Dwalin drew little circles on the arm and refused to look at Thorin. Nori sweated. Ori realized that neither of them was going to break the ice and blurted out, “Zombies!”
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