#halffootguildofficial

[askchilchuck]

chilchuck?.. CHILCHUCK?? oh gosh- *grabs a fishing pole and casts a line into the cranberry bog* pleasedontdrownpleasedontdrow-

Everyone attempts to save Chilchuck, but he's too far away for anyone to reach.

...How did-

...Can I please have my wallet back, Squeak?

[halffootguildofficial]

((I've hit a bit of a rut when it comes to answering replies or asks, BUT in the meantime: here's a set of race swaps for my chilchuck :))) hopefully there is a chuckster for every1!))

[askmarcille]

"You wouldn't happen to know anything about magic that turns people into tallmen, would you?"

The man in front of her is tall, even for a tallman, but he's familiar enough from past experience that Marcille knows who this is. It's Chilchuck! Well, okay, it's not her Chilchuck, but it's the Chilchuck who runs the tavern she likes so much. Awkwardly, he fiddles with his ears, head ducked so he doesn't accidentally bang his head on any doorframes. Again.

He sighs, peering down at her, "It was interesting at first, but it's really starting to get in the way of my work..."

--@halffootguildofficial

"Changling shrooms can-"

*She pauses as she looks up at the alternate universe version of Chilchuck, now as a tallman. She freezes in her tracks, emerald eyes wide and cheeks flushed. The tips of her ears are a bright red the longer she stares. And while she knows it's rude, she's not exactly looking away anytime soon.*

"Holy shit."

[therealhalffootguildofficial]

Just found out someone’s been impersonating me. Does anyone know a good lawyer by chance?

[askjulipmei]

Miss Julipmei? I was talking to one of the vendors and they mentioned something about another tavern called...'Mimic's Claw'?? Do you know anything about them?

- Evangeline

Oh, yes! The Mimic's Claw is ran by a rather honest man. I consider the owner to be a rather good friend of mine. In fact, he's probably one of the more trustworthy bartenders in the area.

As a fellow half-foot business owner, I can vouch for the place. Then again, I've also heard a few whispers about unions and whatnot coming from that place. I haven't exactly been all too motivated to consider joining, mostly as I'm more of a solo worker who doesn't need any contracts, extra steps or protection.

...

Oh? Am I rambling again? My apologies!

[halffootguildofficial]

Show me your browser search history.

- @askhelki

"...browser search history...?"

Chilchuck has no idea what a browser search history is, nor does he have one. He doesn't even know what a computer is. He's not up-to-date with elven technology.

[halffootguildofficial]

>:))

Chilchuck stares at the plushie on his bar table for a long, long time. It stares ahead lifelessly.

"Is this... That other Chilchuck that I've heard about?" He asks, very cautiously, "Hasn't he suffered enough...? Didn't you all turn him into a chair recently...?" Quite honestly, the wrath of the anons is something he hopes to avoid like the plague.

"...Why turn him into a marketable plushie? We're not even that cute... Is this some kind of threat?"

[askchilchuck]

"....Don't suppose you'd be willing to try my favourite drink, would you? See if our tastebuds are the same?"

-- @halffootguildofficial

Hm? If you’re offering, sure- He looks up, finally getting a good look at the tavern owner, horrified to see his own face staring back at him.

H-Hey, Marcille… What’s going on…?