Julipmei

Meijack told me about this platform...

[askjulipmei]

"Welcome to The Basilisk's Den. Could I get you something to drink?"

Things to note before interacting with this ask blog:

This is an independent portrayal of Chilchuck's wife from Dungeon Meshi/Delicious in Dungeon

2. Check the bio periodically to see if the ask box is open!

3. I'm an extremely friendly writer, I'm happy to write with everyone and anyone!

4. Hateful/sexist asks will not be tolerated and will result in a block. I'm open to answering and writing NSFW topics, however. Said posts with said topics will be tagged appropriately!

( From time to time I'll post some solos/lore posts. Check out #julipmei to learn more! )

[askmarcille]

If 2024 was the year of Chilchuck, then you all better make 2025 the year of me (Marcille).

Thank you for your support! 🩵

[shroomysshop]

2025 year of Shroomy

I rest my case

[askmarcille]

You get 2026 :)

[realcourtjester]

I would like 2027.

[askmarcille]

Sounds good. We'll jot you down for 2027.

[realcourtjester]

Huzzah

[askjulipmei]

I've got dibs on 2028

[askdandan]

We can claim years for ourselves??

[askjulipmei]

According to the youth....we can!

[puckpattichils]

I WANT 2029!!

[askjulipmei]

Very well, you can have 2029....

Just...make sure that you share it with your older sisters, okay?

[chocolatelard]

His intentions are more serious than EVER before

[askmarcille]

If 2024 was the year of Chilchuck, then you all better make 2025 the year of me (Marcille).

Thank you for your support! 🩵

[shroomysshop]

2025 year of Shroomy

I rest my case

[askmarcille]

You get 2026 :)

[realcourtjester]

I would like 2027.

[askmarcille]

Sounds good. We'll jot you down for 2027.

[realcourtjester]

Huzzah

[askjulipmei]

I've got dibs on 2028

[askdandan]

We can claim years for ourselves??

[askjulipmei]

According to the youth....we can!

[askmarcille]

If 2024 was the year of Chilchuck, then you all better make 2025 the year of me (Marcille).

Thank you for your support! 🩵

[shroomysshop]

2025 year of Shroomy

I rest my case

[askmarcille]

You get 2026 :)

[realcourtjester]

I would like 2027.

[askmarcille]

Sounds good. We'll jot you down for 2027.

[realcourtjester]

Huzzah

[askjulipmei]

I've got dibs on 2028

[askjulipmei]

I boiled wood chips in milk and it caused my pot to explode please help

"...I believe you should avoid doing that next time, hun. It'd be for the best."

[askjulipmei]

I think you would look very nice in red heart shaped sunglasses

"Goodness, love....I'm a bit too old for those, no? Sure, I would've worn them when I was young...but not now."

[askjulipmei]

How do you stay fashionable in the winter?

"Well....I tend to wear either a fur coat or a cardigan with my sundress! Ooh...also a pair of fluffy earmuffs and gloves!"

[askjulipmei]

what were your kids like as toddlers?

"Oh!" She begins, already fondly looking back on those days. For a moment, the barmaid hesitates. She isn't exactly sure how to answer that question in a prompt and precise manner.

"Truthfully, they were well behaved. I'll admit that they did get in the way of my work, but I only did rarely shows them away. I do miss those days..."

[askjulipmei]

*gives her something techy she can't understand

And then an olive

As predicted, Julipmei only knows what the olive is. She doesn't pay attention to the other object, nor does she even touch it. She simply eats the olive.

Truthfully, she isn't an olive kind of woman. However, she can never turn down a free snack.

[askjulipmei]

*hands julipmei am electric guitar

"....I don't know what this is....-"

[askjulipmei]

What does/did your family do for the holidays miss?

"Well, if I am being honest.... I wouldn't exactly have a clue. Nor would I be able to remember. It has been quite a while since I've last celebrated with them..."

[askchilchuck]

Chats gonna kill poor Chilchuck one day 😭

That day seems to be approaching quickly. Chilchuck is still drowning.

[askjulipmei]

I guess it's time to start planning his funeral.

[askjulipmei]

What's your favorite book miss?

"My favorite book, huh? Well, I don't know if I've got one. Truth be told, I'm an avid reader. I've always got my nose stuck between the pages of a good book. I can't just choose one."

[askjulipmei]

I think they're gonna age poor Chilchuck too death one day

Dandan's not that bad tho, just minor annoyances

"I'll be honest....I'm not looking forward to becoming a widow. I better start planning his funeral."

[askjulipmei]

I like the difference between your asks, your husbands, and your brothers lmao

"People just enjoy annoying the living daylight out of those two. It makes me mildly glad that I haven't exactly been targeted yet. Then again, I'm a rather busy woman. I don't exactly have the time to engage in many antics."

[askjulipmei]

Juilpmei: Dan.. how come the amount of alcohol we have left and the money we've made doesn't add up..?

Dandan: I don't know, maybe you counted wrong

He knows DAMN well...

"Oh, tell me about it! He's the exact reason why my profits haven't been adding up as of recently. I'm very tempted to just start charging him for every last drink he chooses to give away. It annoys me half to death....and I'm afraid that I'll start to go grey if he keeps this up!"