Not Hearing My Name

I shalt not tell you my name but I will talk about it. Just kidding, I'm not cruel enough to waggle it in front of your faces and tease you. That'd be mean... I'm not mean...I think...

[ryanhatesthis]

[basedheisenberg]

Real recognizes real.

[macleod]

In tonights adventure in skyrim: I’ve got a blood dragon, two saber cats, a group of bandits, and some vampires(?) chasing after me.

[kidouyuuto-deactivated20140411]

my sexuality? well you see its *throws smoke bomb, disappears while youre distracted*

[nothearingmyname]

I'm sorry for being gone for so long guys... I'll be gone even longer since I'll working on my blogspot blog :( I apologize for being a terrible poo and not being there to say stupid stuff. If you want to contact me, please use my mate's Tumblr blog: thetri-cycle.tumblr.com :| If you need advice they will be there to contact me or provide the help themselves :) I hope you can forgive me for being a poo and I hope that even if you don't need my help, you support my mate who is just starting out on Tumblr and needs the awkward support of random people :/ Thank you lads and lasses and I am sincerely sorry for this outcome.. I wish I could be on here more frequently but... things suck... and not just me... :P Sorry unnecessary and disturbing pun :( Bye

[gonebonkers]

[nothearingmyname]

YASH

[cinequeer]

Jake Gyllenhaal for Gotham Magazine, 2002

[nergalism-archive-deactivated20]

how to convince a waiter to become atheist

[maddyhyper]

This is just cruel.

[theroguefeminist]

this is disgusting

[battleblocktheater]

At the restaurant I used to work at we had waitresses come back crying after they had like 80-90 dollar tables give them this.

[drinkabottleofurself]

This is fucking sick. These people working for you and attending to you need fucking tip money. They could be a single mom and the tips really help pay for diapers. Or maybe a college student trying to pay off their loans. Don’t fucking do this. Don’t be a god damn Jack ass.

[nothearingmyname]

This is just cruel...

[invertedgender]

Boys, romanticize yourselves. You are a king. You are a warrior. You are an enchanter. You are an angel. You are a god. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales.

[leviosaaahhh]

You know, that’s the first time anyone’s ever told me that

[official-ginger-kid]

That’s sad, because you deserve the chance to be as much of a prince as I get the chance to be a princess.

[sorin-memekov]

That’s really needed actually, thank you.

[nothearingmyname]

That actually... made me tear up... :") Thank you so much...

[kidpessimist]

Visit Original Link

it’s a goddamn arms race

[jshegyi3rd]

Things are getting so bad over at Fox News that their staff members can’t even remember when they’ve decided to lie and when they’ve decided to tell the truth!

[weloveshortvideos]

[nothearingmyname]

Smack cam, water vs now-water-hating-Asian-looking-man

[tastefullyoffensive]

[nothearingmyname]

DINOSAURS. THEY'RE BACK.

[willhousell]

[sickenedxnomore-deactivated2014]

This is literally the entire premise of this show.

[nothearingmyname]

Elizabeth...

[disneyyandmore-blog]

[hecallsmepineappleprincess]

Barbie spitting relevant shit

[nothearingmyname]

Who said "Blondes were dumb Barbies?" Considering Barbie is whooping the ass of a Teddy Bear in "Toy Story 3 (or 2...?)" With smart stuff that probably three-fourths the world didn't even understand, I think you're right (jk jk jk jk I really think they're wrong just I thought it'd be more surprising to... yeah...I'm an idiot...)

[lightprocesses]

Digital brushstroke. Coded in Processing. 80 frames. _Related: Stripes.

[13lolcats]

[xwidep]

Scales

[doctorbee]

This is because Fahrenheit is based on a brine scale and the human body. The scale is basically how cold does it have to be to freeze saltwater (zero Fahrenheit) to what temperature is the human body (100-ish Fahrenheit, although now we know that’s not exactly accurate). Fahrenheit was designed around humans. Celsius and Kelvin are designed around the natural world. Celsius is a scale based on water. Zero is when water freezes, 100 is when water boils. Kelvin uses the same scale as Celsius (one degree, as a unit, is the same between the two), but defines zero as absolute zero, which is basically the temperature at which atoms literally stop doing that spinning thing. Nothing can exist below zero Kelvin. It’s the bottom of the scale. So. Fahrenheit: what temperatures affect humans Celsius: what temperatures affect water Kelvin: what temperatures affect atoms

[spinningyarns]

Why didn’t my science teachers ever see fit to toss off this little fact?

[vampmissedith]

Well that explains a lot, jesus.

[nothearingmyname]

THANKS FOR NOTHING SCHOOL.

[evaporatingsanity-deactivated20]

Merry Christmas Eve Eve Everyone!