#halloweenis

[catgirl-kaiju]

been listening to magnus archives for the first time, and i can see why Michael/Not Michael/The Distortion ended becoming a tumblr sexyman for a while. my guy is practically tailor-made to be thirsted after by late 2010s tumblr boy-likers

[oexen]

Merry Christmas

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[inhumanresources]

Advice to Human.  Halloweenis.

It is a festive time of year.  An arbitrary time of folly and danger in which the A HUMANS test the good nature of strangers to obtain sugary foodmeats.  Does the foodmeats contain a poison?  A razor?  A calorie?  At least one of these!  Welcome to Halloweenis. Because all things wrought by A HUMANS hands is a tainted, incomprehensible mess, we have elected through fraudulent means to share several equally fraudulent ‘facts’ to help you navigate this DAFT FUCKERRY. HEY.  LISTEN. Fact the First:  The word ‘Halloweenis’ is derived from a bygone era, ancient and forgotten.  This era was called “Hell.  Ow.  My Weenis.”  No one knows what this means.  It is simply not possible to know.  We have tried and we are the third best at knowing.  SYNAPSE:COGNATRIX and SYNAPSE:TENEBROUS might know, but they are also impossible. Fact the Second:  The A HUMANS will don a cheerful costume to hide their shameful forms from each other.  They have not burst forth from their wrappers of failing flesh to reveal their true and beautiful selves resplendent under moon and star.  Refrain from expressing your confusion or relief through thoughtless use of the OBLITERATRIX as we will need to redo the whole thing.  Again.  This is specifically addressed to Gatherer:FreshGyros who is just the worst. Fact the Third:  Many larvae will be milling about in the latter parts of this day.  They may approach your covert box or other ad-hoc dwelling.  They will incant “Trick or Treat.”  This is a request for sugary foodmeats, not a challenge.  Do not attempt to intimidate them by flashing your eye spots or doing the Wiggle that Threatens.  Instead, smooth your hairs, jostle your breeches, and utter the following incantation.  “Good.  How are you?”   Do this repeatedly.  It will soothe their sugar-lusts and their vacant-eyed minders will direct the unruly herd of future corpses to another locale with alacrity. Those are all the facts about ‘Halloweenis’.  More may be manufactured at a later date in order to meet our goals.

[catgirl-kaiju]

Check out the best spooky seasonal playlist this side of the River Styx

[catgirl-kaiju]

alright, so i'm planning on injesting mostly horror media this October (as is usual for me) and i've decided to document my experiences all month starting now.

so, first is Deadly Premonition. i've played this all the way through before and played it partially many times. i'm now replaying it, switching off control with a person i'm dating. we're talking OG btw, not the director's cut (which i want to play, but still haven't due to not having a pc yet)

to me, this is the perfect video game equivalent of a so-bad-it's-good movie.

Quality: 3/10

Fun: 9/10

Scares: 0/10

these ones are, arguably, not horror in any conventional sense, but i'm counting them anyway:

Naked Lunch (novel) by William S Burroughs is a deranged and surreal piece loaded with social commentary, sexual violence, and slurs. when reading it, i found myself baffled and repulsed. i couldn't discern if what i was listening to was just being edgy or utilizing shocking language and imagery to communicate a point. however, after getting all the way through the book and doing some cursory research on Boroughs himself, i find myself with an understanding and appreciation of the piece. it's a literary classic for good reason, and i would never reccomend it to anyone.

Quality: 8/10

Fun: 4/10

Scares: 9/10

Naked Lunch (movie) by David Cronenberg is an interesting blend of elements of the novel and elements from William S. Boroughs' real life. it is in conversation with the original text and its author in a way very fitting to Boroughs.

Quality: 10/10

Fun: 8/10

Scares: 8/10

more to come!

[sunnypsyopx]

Halloween gifts from my spooky love @destroioioi @cosmicgrave 🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡🖤🧡 #halloweenie #halloweenis #halloweener #halloween #october #spooky #spoopy #creepy #creppy #themostwonderfultimeoftheyear #irememberhalloween #candyapplesandrazorblades #weare138 #misfits #bestboyfriendaward #jessecemetery #cosmicgrave #southernboi #394miles #punklove #trashpunx #trashcouple #vegancouple #virginiaisforlovers #butpennsylvaniahasintercourse #spookyboi #biggesthearteyes #foryou https://www.instagram.com/p/CVs7WhoJkwY/?utm_medium=tumblr

[sunnypsyopx]

Feeling lucky to be able to spend Halloweenie weekend with my favorite spooky boi @thecosmicvegan 🖤🎃👻🦇🤡💀 #spookyboi #october #fall #halloweenie #halloweenis #spooky #creepy #art #terrifier #vegantreats #vegout #bethlehem #favoriteboy #wespooky #loveyourlife https://www.instagram.com/p/CHCC8winMSJ/?igshid=dn8az83gyizd

[perecrestok]

Is it that time of the year again? Send Help, my mom is trying to turn me into a pumpkin 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 #halloweenis coming #glam #eyeart #eyelook #eyemakeup #artist #gingerbeauty #funnymemes #toglamtogiveadamn #beautymakeup #glitters #comedy #creative #amazingmakeup #witches #bewitched #wakeupandmakeup #ilovemakeup #iloveigmuas #witch #powerofmakeup #makeupslaves #glittergirl #glammakeup #halloween #glamlife #witchywoman #cat #halloween https://www.instagram.com/p/CFrAUpGlWj2/?igshid=1mcz58o946wz0