#halluigi

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Danny cried when vaping became popular because he ran out of excuses for his ghost sense 6 months earlier

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Dr. Phil is white Steve Harvey

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What if humans meet a species of alien who have eyes more sensitive than ours so they can see the biophotons we emit and our blaschko lines are super obvious to them and we're just some ethereal looking death worlders who strap knives to roombas out of bordem

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Not to be a goblin retriever but sometimes you just have to build a giant pile of pretty stones to feel content

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Goblin culture is making a salad out of leaves and sticks and leaving it out for the lizards to eat

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I want to go geocashing so badly right now and none of my friends will go so if anyone lives in tampa and wants to go run through the woods at night with me hmu

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I'm tired of harry potterAU and coffee shops. Wheres the Mama MiaAU where the protagonist is a whore and doesnt know who the father is so decides they all are

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If ya'll have to do anything with face painting for whatever reason do viking inspired. Native Americans have made it pretty clear its not cool and I feel like Thor would be stoked if we joined the armies of Valhalla before going to Coachella