if sam and dean were fucking they'd get into it one day because sam's talking about sexuality and refers to himself as bi but dean lingers on that and sam's like, "well yeah, you're bisexual too, right? we... [gesturing] yaknow... and i'm a guy," and dean's like, "what? no? wait— you don't count." then sam scrunches his eyebrows, gives a little sarcastic millisecond halfsmile, flicks his head to one side (you know which sampression i'm talking about), and says, "i don't count." and dean, digging himself into a hole, gets confident about it and is like, "yeah, man, you don't really count you're my brother, family." and sam has that mouth open scrutinising look and repeats, "i don't count?" dean says some dumb joke about sam barely being a guy anyway cause dean pulls all his weight which makes sam roll his eyes then it never gets brought up again








