#hamexis

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RP please

Guess who really wants to RP? 

ME!

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[glitterprinsessa]

OH COME ON I'VE HAD YOU TWICE AND YOU'RE GREAT BUT WILL YOU D/C ME NOW????

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like hamexis, alex moran moriarty, and parentlock.

Stranger: Jesus, it's not even been a week and I'm already so home sick it's insane! I miss you and the girls so much, Alexis. - HH (32, business man. Married to Alexis 2 or 3 girls (children not toddlers :)), maybe pregnant if you'd like)

You: Aww that's what you get from being home so long! Thank god for working from home ;) -AH (2 girls and pregnant alright? c:)

Stranger: (Wonderful)

Rub it in, Missus. How'd homework go tonight? - HH

You: Uh, Millie's not too fond of Maths? -AM

And Andi decided that it was funnier to paint the people in the book. -AM

Stranger: Millie's just like her mum and Andi's completely like her dad. - HH

Maybe the next one will be a mix...they'd conquer the bloody world! - HH

You: Awww you can't wait for it, can you? Because she's probably make daddy stay home instead of working! -AM

Stranger: I am taking a few months off once you get further on in the pregnancy just so I'm around a bit more with this one than I was with the older ones. To think when Millie was born I was just a lowly little drone...and so young! - HH

You: Yeah, I bet Millie would like that. She misses you. Complains about daddy not being around. Andi's just... babbling. She still liked that. -AM

Stranger: I'm going to make a huge effort with this one. No more all nighters, at work or at home, I promise. - HH

I'll make you into that trophy wife soon enough, love! - HH

You: I don't care if I'm a trophy wife, Mish, I just want you home :( -AH

But I wouldn't say no to some Guccis. -AH

So don't stop. -AH

Stranger: Lol, and there it is! - HH

How's everything else? Did they finish their homework? - HH

You: After about an hour and some ice-cream they did :) -AH

And I left the laundry for you. I can't fucking bend again. -AH

Stranger: That's fine, can't help it if I make big children. - HH

A bit ahead of schedule, usually you start complaining around month 6 and even then you still can. To be completely cut off mid way through the 5th is a new feat! - HH

I'm a wee bit proud, really. - HH

You: They're faaaatttttt -AH

Ugh. It's too big. Are you sure there's one? Did we miss an appointment or something? -AH

Stranger: There could be two...maybe the other one's hiding behind its sibling just to drive it's mum crazy. - HH

And they're not fat! They're long and healthy! - HH

You: Fatfatfatfat I'll call the doctor. Maybe that's it. I feel bigger then usual. -AH

Stranger: You don't want the surprise then? - HH

You sure its two and not just because of your addiction to chocolate mint? - HH

They have orange chocolate mint here...it's good. - HH

You: Oh shut up. I'm not going to deliver a baby and then be like "oh wait! another one!" like in sims. -AH

You: Noooo don't stay there! Come homeeeee -SH

You: *AH

Stranger: I am coming home you silly woman. Just enjoying a few nice points of being stuck across the Atlantic. - HH

You: There are NONE. -AH

Stranger: Of course there is! Do you know how close I am to Niagara Falls?! And with Orange Chocolate Mint ice cream that I don't have to share with my ice cream mental love...;) - HH

You: I can't taste it, you suck. -AH

I've been craving a lot of things lately. -AH

Stranger: (Did you get that?)

[glitterprinsessa]

Soo cute! Well, sad in the start but then it was amazingly cute! find me stranger

[glitterprinsessa]

New Year's with Viclexis

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like hamexis, viclex, and viclexis.

Stranger: I have a proposition for you, and I need you to genuinely consider it before you shoot me down in flames...deal? -VWH

You: Deal! What is it? -AMM (Alexis)

Stranger: You. Me. New Year's Eve. -VWH

You: Totally. -AMM

Stranger: ...With my family. At the Holmes estate. -VWH

You: Hold up, gurl. No. -AMM

Stranger: Do not call me 'gurl'. You cannot pull it off, even if you do know the words to every Nicki Minaj song. -VWH

Consider it. You promised. -VWH

You: I will call you gurl until you stop making stupid arse decisions! They hate me! -AMM

Stranger: If they hate you, why did they specifically invite you? Hmm, /gurl/? -VWH

You: Because you probably begged them on your bare knees, gurl. -AMM

Stranger: Nope. Dad suggested it himself. -VWH

You: Seriously? -AMM

Stranger: Yep. I think he wants us all to start 2014 with more...what was the word he used? Tolerance. -VWH

You: Will he throw me out? -AMM

Stranger: No! -VWH

You: Alright, alright. Ugh. I guess. -AMM

Stranger: Thank you thank you thank you. -VWH

I promise it won't be too awful. -VWH

You: Will I get to see baby pictures? -AMM

Stranger: No. Never. -VWH

You: Alright, not coming. -AMM

Stranger: You already said you would. -VWH

The reason you won't see baby pictures is because I suspect there are none. -VWH

I've not seen any. Not many, anyway. -VWH

You: There had to be one or two. Like, this is your first portrait, and stuff. I want baby pictures, and a awkward teenage room and left clothes. -AMM

Stranger: I can provide maybe three photos. The room, however, might disappoint. -VWH

You: No awkward pinks everywhere? -AMM

Stranger: Never. My childhood room was much the same as my room is now. -VWH

You: Aww. Well. Could be fun to have sex with your parents around I guess. -AMM

Stranger: Hmm. I'm sure. -VWH

You: Yeah? Good. So. Will there be booze? -AMM

Stranger: All the champagne you can drink. -VWH

Stranger: Good stuff too. Only the best for a Holmes New Year. -VWH

You: Great, so I can get tipsy! .AMM

Stranger: More than tipsy, honey. I suspect everyone will be wasted by 10pm. -VWH

You: Okay great. I wanted to say drunk but I didn't know if that was acceptable. -AMM

Stranger: So drunk. -VWH

Stranger: Well, other than Father and Uncle Myc. -VWH

You: They won't be drunk? -AMM

Stranger: No. Father tends to...abstain from most stimulants. And Uncle Myc thinks intoxication is beneath him. -VWH

You: Great. So the two guys that can kill me without anyone noticing will see me act as a wimp. -AMM

Stranger: There will be no killing. Dad made them promise to leave all...business at the door. -VWH

You: Yey, feeling a bit better. I'm still going to shake of fear. -AMM

You: (brb)

Stranger: [Okay!]

Stranger: It'll be fine. Seriously. -VWH

You: I'll believe that when I've survived. -AMM

Stranger: Well. Good. -VWH

Now. Groundrules. -VWH

You: Are you kidding me?! -AMM

Stranger: Do I ever joke about groundrules, Alexis? -VWH

You: What era are you from?! Noone has groundrules! -AM

Stranger: Trust me, Lex. We need these. -VWH

You: UGhhhhhhhhhhh -AMM

Stranger: Number one: none of your 'humour'. We do not joke about killing or maiming in front of a consulting detective, the British government and Scotland Yard DI. -VWH

You: :( -AMM

Stranger: Number two: no PDA. Nothing more than an arm around my waist and a peck on the cheek. -VWH

You: I hate this already. -AMM

Stranger: Number three: no firearms. No weapons of any kind. -VWH

You: I wasn't thinking about that. -AMM

Stranger: Good. Because Father can spot them a mile off, no matter how well you think they're hidden. -VWH

You: I'll just bring my swissknife. -AMM

Stranger: Nope. -VWH

You: In the bag? -AMM

Stranger: Nope. -VWH

You won't need it, so don't take the risk. -VWH

You: I HATE YOU -AMM

Stranger: No you don't. -VWH

Stranger: Stop behaving like a petulant child. There are more rules we need to sort out. -VWH

You: Oh my fucking God. -AMM

You: You better go down on me good, Holmes. -AMM

Stranger: Number four: no swearing in front of my family. -VWH

You: Oh fuck off. -AMM

Stranger: Number five: absolutely NO loud sex. They cannot hear us. -VWH

You: Now you're just mean. -AMM

Stranger: I'm being practical. -VWH

They're going to play nice for your visit, but there's no need to push our luck. -VWH

Stranger: Now. Dietary requirements. -VWH

Stranger: Do you ever eat? I'm not sure I've seen it. -VWH

You: I do eat. Like once every other day. Get off my back. -AMM

Stranger: /What/ do you eat? Well, what don't you eat? Allergies? -VWH

You: I eat everyting, geez. And I was kidding about the no eating. I do eat, just not around you. -AMM

Stranger: Why don't you eat around me? -VWH

You: I don't like being watched. -AMM

Stranger: Yes you do... ;) -VWH

You: Not when I eat, come on. -AMM

Stranger: You're such a girl. -VWH

You: IT's a modelling thing, never tell anyone about your diet or your weigt. We never ate together. It sticks :P -AMM

Stranger: God, how did I get so lucky? -VWH

You: You managed to trip over the right mat? :D AMM

Stranger: I did. I so did. -VWH

You: And spill your coffee all over me. AMM

Stranger: It's one way to break the ice. -VWH

You: And three years later we're about to suffer the hell of New Year's with your family! Yey! AMM

Stranger: It'll be fine. Just...fine. -VWH

You: Yeah, I trust you on that. Is there any more rules? Do I have to eat in front of your family? AMM

Stranger: Well, we will be expected to be there for meals. Eating is your prerogative. -VWH

You: So I have to eat in front of what, ten people? AMM

Stranger: You have to sit at a table with them. You don't /have/ to eat. -VWH

Stranger: You can eat in my bedroom on your own, if you'd rather. -VWH

You: Alright, okay good. -AMM

You: I'll sit there, and I'll manage without food for a few hours. -AMM

Stranger: Whatever you need, princess. -VWH

You: Yeah, that'll be fine. -AMM

Stranger: Love you, Lexi-pie. -VWH

You: I love you too, Vicky-bear. -AMM

Stranger: God, it's a bit exciting, isn't it? Being like...a normal couple. -VWH

What's wrong with me? I never thought that prospect would be a positive thing. -VWH

You: OH my God do I have to wear a dress and look all fancy? -AMM

Stranger: You love that stuff. -VWH

Stranger: So yes. You do. -VWH

You: I do, but I don't want to do it in front of people! :( AMM

Pictures are so much easier than actually wearing it for a whole day, oh my god. AMM

Can I dress you up? AMM

Stranger: If I say yes, will you be happy? -VWH

You: Yes! -AMM

Stranger: Then...grudgingly...yes. -VWH

You: Perfect! I have the most perfect dress that will compliment your eyes and I know this beautiful hairdo and pearls, you need pearls too! -AMM

Stranger: Pearls? -VWH

Are you shitting me, woman? -VWH

You: Noooo, pearls! -AMM

You: Since you're so pale they will make you shine! AMM

Stranger: What if I don't want to shine? -VWH

You: Oh. -AMM

Stranger: I'm not a shiny person, Lex. -VWH

You: But you will look amazing... -AMM

Stranger: I won't. I never do. -VWH

You: Yes you do! -AMM

You: Please let me make you look beautiful? AMM

Stranger: ...Fine. Okay. For you. -VWH

You: Thank you! Thank you so much, I love you! AMM

Stranger: Love you too. I guess. -VWH

You: I promise you'll look amazing. AMM

You: I suppose we'll go there tomorrow? AMM

Stranger: Yes. They're expecting us at noon. -VWH

You: Alright, then we have the whole day to prepare! And pack tonight. -AMM

Stranger: Does it need a day's preparation? A whole day? -VWH

You: Well, we're going to pick out clothes, and have a last loud sex before we take a shower and get dressed and do our make up and hair and everything. -AMM

Stranger: Half of what you just said made no sense but I understood the sex bit. -VWH

You: Just follow me tomorrow then, and we'll have a lot of loud sex before we leave ;) -AMM

Stranger: Deal. I fucking love you. -VWH

You: I fucking love you too! Now hurry home or I'll start without you. -AMM

Stranger: On my way. -VWH

You: Love you. -AMM

Stranger: This taxi driver must be going this slowly on purpose. The bastard. -VWH

You: Show him your boobs to make him go faster. AMM

Stranger: It seems there's been a bomb scare in Central London. I could murder your parents sometimes. it's holding everything up. -VWH

You: It could be someone else, oh my god. AMM

Stranger: It isn't though, is it? Let's be honest. -VWH

You: .... Yeah, it is. Dad called to boast. AMM

Stranger: Of course it bloody is. -VWH

You: Hey, it could have been someone else. AMM

Stranger: It never is. -VWH

You: Yeah, but I didn't pick my fucking parents. AMM

Stranger has disconnected.

This was really cute and I really loved it! Thank you!

[glitterprinsessa]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like hamexis, viclex, and viclexis. You: Are you coming to the premiere tonight, Mr. Holmes? AMM (Alexis, Ballet!AU) Stranger: Of course, I will. HWH You: I booked you seats on the balcony. If you're bringing a friend...? AMM Stranger: I'm bringing my sister, actually. She's completely thrilled. HWH You: Really? Does she know the show? AMM Stranger: Of course, she does. She's studying to become an opera singer. HWH You: Oh my. That's ambitious. Is she any good? AMM Stranger: You should hear her sing. HWH You: I really should. Maybe I'll get the honour to dance to her sining some day. AMM Stranger: I will take you to her concert at the end of the year. HWH You: I'd love that, Mr. Holmes. AMM You've probably got the tickets already, but would you care to join me to the after party? AMM Stranger: I'd love to. I believe Victoria wanted to meet her boyfriend afterwards anyway to go to a party. HWH You: Oh, alright. But you will join me? AMM Stranger: I will join you, yes. I'm looking forward to that. Are you nervous? HWH You: Just a little bit. I landed the lead, so it's a bit nervous. AMM Stranger: You will be perfect. You know how much I love to see you dance. HWH Stranger: [Do you want this to be established?] You: [I can do with either, do you want it to be?] Stranger: [Maybe semi-established? They're freshly together?] You: [That works c:] You: Thank you, I always get calmer when I know you're there. AMM Stranger: Imagine it's me at the piano. HWH You: Okay, that will make me nervous. AMM You: I'll just stare at the poor pianist. AMM Stranger: I thought it would be easier like that but I guess not. HWH You: You know that I forgot my steps like two times just because you sat at the pianist during "Cinderella"? AMM Stranger: I apologise, dear. I will hide if that's necessary. HWH You: No, no, I know your seats, and I've gotten better since then. I hope. AMM Stranger: I know it. You won't be able to see me anyway, in the dark. HWH You: As long as you comeget me after it, I'm fine. AMM Stranger: I will. I'm wearing the dark grey suit. Look forward to that. HWH You: Oooh, that sounds great. I've gotta go back to warming up now, but I'll see you later. AMM Stranger: See you later. Good luck. I wish I could kiss you. HWH You: A virtual kiss good luck :) AMM Stranger: I can't wait to see you. Now go warm up or I feel bad. HWH You: Alright, remember that it's your fault if I suddenly stop on the stage ;) See you after. AMM Stranger: I will remember ;) HWH You: Alexis grinned at her phone, quickly putting it back in her back as their director called for her again. She straightened the top of her bright red dress. Her luckiest day in her life had been the day when she had landed the lead in "Firebird", and it had also been the day she and Hamish had gone out on their first day. They had both come so far in their lives and their careers since they met in a productions of "Cinderella", with Hamish at the piano, and also Alexis had been a background dancer, basically in there for once seat when they needed people looking pretty in the background. Now, though, two years later, she was the Firebird in the Firebird, and thankfully texting Hamish had clamed her down enough, so she could get onto the stage and begin the solodancing for their introduction. Stranger: Hamish's palms were sweaty. He didn't even know why he was this nervous, as if he was the one dancing the lead in about half an hour. Victoria smiled at him, in her gorgeous golden dress that complimented her strawberry blonde hair, handing him a glass of wine to cool his nerves. They had really come far. He as a composer and pianist, Alexis as a beautiful ballerina. He still didn't know how it had taken him so long to see how wonderful Alexis was and how they fit together so perfectly. But now, they were finally there, where they belonged and Hamish had never felt this happy. You: Alexis took a deep breath, gracefully movie out on the stage. She couldn't see anyone in the audience, and she was incredibly grateful for it. There was no way she could dance in front of a full house without fainting if she saw even one of their eyes. She moved to the center of the stage, raising her arms up in the air, waiting for the spotlight to find her before she bowed down, signalling the start of their show. From her bowing position, she spun around, and as soon as she had nailed the first few steps, her mind cleared and the only thing she was thinking about was her moving around the stage until the king came out, got one of her feathers on the dance, and then changed to the next scene. Stranger: It was beautiful. And it was absolute perfection. Hamish had seen his fair share of ballet and although he was pretty sure that he was still a rookie, he could very well see how perfect this was. Not only Alexis but also the male lead, how gracefully and without any hestitation he lifted her around. It was a nice difference to the little 5 year old girls Alexis used to train in her freetime. One look to the side, Hamish saw his sister completely excited, her eyes glistening. He was so glad he wasn't the only one to see this. This was going to be an amazing show. You: Alexis couldn't do anything else than smiling as she fucking /nailed/ the forest scene and the garden scene. She had the time of her life, interracting with the prince, the princesses and the witch. She were always in the right places, always making sure to stay where she was, managing to both steal the spotlight and give it way just when she was supposed to. And she had so much fun! When the show was done, and all of the dancers were practically exhausted, hot and completely finished, it seemed like they all got new enegery when they got the applause, and Alexis felt like she could do it all over again. Stranger: Victoria jumped up next to him after the final scene and Hamish smirked to himself as he followed. It had been amazing. Absolutely breathtaking and he had never been this proud on anyone, to be honest. They applause didn't fade for a long, long time, and Hamish felt his hands getting sore when they were finally allowed to go. Victoria drank a glass of wine with him before her boyfriend picked her up so Hamish was standing by himself, waiting for his beautiful girlfriend. Stranger: [brb] You: Alexis got delayed by everyone congratulating her, the second she stepped off the stage she got a huge boquet of flowers thrusted into her arms, and she fired off smiled and truly grateful thank you's to left and right as she tried to make her way over to her dressing room. All of them were going to meet up at the after party, to meet the critiques and the producers and everyone who were someone in this line of work. She couldn't wait to meet the ballerina that had the part before her, even if she hoped that she was just a tad bit better so she could get known for this. Her first big production. It had to be atleast forty minutes before she walked out to the loge, she had changed out of the huge red dress to a short, more casual but still flashy, orange dress that went nicely with the make up that she didn't have time to take off. She had only let some of her hair down, so she hoped that she looked good for the post-show pictures as well. "Hamish!" she practically screamed when she saw him, waving with her arm not holding the flowers. "Here!" Stranger: Turning immediately when he heard his name, it was not hard to oversee her in the crowd. With the gigantic flower bouquet, anybody would probably notice her immediately. Setting his empty wine glass aside, he made his way through the crowd before wrapping his arms around his tiny, petite girlfriend, pulling her close. "You were magnificent." he whispered into her ear, kissing her cheek, not wanting to let her go. "So beautiful. You took my breath away." You: Alexis couldn't help but giggle at the praise, carefully holding the flowers so they wouldn't get crushed between them, and she wrapped her free hard around him. "Thank you, Hamish," she practically purred, hugging him closer. She blinked a few times so he could feel the small feathers on the tips of her fake eyelashes on his cheek before she pulled back so she could kiss him. "I really love this production! It's so amazing doing the first solo, I have to say that was the best thing ever! When I got over the nervousness and it just flowed... incredible." Stranger: "It was amazing." he said again, kissing her back softly before pulling back, fixing his dark green tie. "I saw Victoria cry at some point. She was so in love with it. She said that you two definitely need to go and have a tea sometime, because she needs to tell you how amazing you were."he grinned, stroking her cheek softly. "Those flowers are impressive." You: Alexis chuckled, smiling up at Hamish, knowing that she was practically glowing with the bright colors on her dress and make-up. "She really sounds like a lovely woman! I can't believe that I'm hearing so much about her, but never seeing her," she teased, poking Hamish's side before she held the flowers out to him. "And heavy, too. Want to carry them to the car? We should get going to the party or they'll toast without us!" Stranger: Taking the heavy bouquet, he kissed her cheek again before taking her hand tightly, guiding her through the crowd. Luckily, Hamish was freakishly tall, otherwise they would have never found the exit amongst all of the people standing around, drinking and talking about the show. It was cold outside as they made their way to his car that was parked right around the corner. "Do you need anything? Something to eat, maybe?2 Stranger: *" You: Alexis shook her head, taking the flowers back from him so she could put them in the backseat, before getting into the passenger seat. "No, we'll get a free buffet there. We'll feast like kings when the first show is over! We always do that," she grinned, looking over at Hamish. She almost loved the after parties more than the show itself. Even if she didn't drink because of health and the fact that she couldn't handle hangovers at all, she still found to mingle around and get to know the people involved. "Unless you want a burger instead of fancy food." Stranger: "I can very much deal with fancy food." he smiled at her, leaning over to kiss her again. "I'm so proud of you. Come on, let's go." he said softly, squeezing her hand before he pulled out onto the street, making their way to the hotel where the after party would be. "Do you want me to bring you home afterwards?" he asked, playing with her delicate fingers. You: Alexis wiggled her fingers in his hand, chuckling. "Yeah," she breathed, glancing up at him. "Would you mind if we... no, no, forget it," she sighed, pulling her hand away from Hamish. She was still embarrassed to ask if they could sleep over at some's flat, even if they had dated for soon four months, and they were quite comfortable with each other, some thing were just awkward for her to do. Even if she danced in front of thousand of people, /this/ was scary. Stranger: "If we what?" he asked, looking at her for a moment, a sad expression on his face as she pulled her hand away. "Lex, you know you can talk to me. What is it?" he parked in front of the hotel, not moving to get out of the car. He wanted her chuckle back and not that horrible look on her face when she didn't know what to do or to say. She could tell him anything, really. You: Alexis worried her redpainted lip between her teeth before she took a deep breath, glancing over at him again. "I just... I wondered if we could maybe... bring the party with us to some of our places? You know, just the two of us," she hinted, still feeling a bit hesitant about the whole deal. Maybe Hamish didn't think they were ready. What if she wasn't really ready? The next show wasn't for two days, so she would have plenty of time to recover if it hurt. Stranger: Hamish's eyes widened slightly when he realised what she was trying to say. He'd actually been waiting quite a long time for her to say that. They'd been going out for months, kissing and cuddling and holding each other but because Alexis had been quite inexperienced, Hamish had given her all the time she needed. "Yes. Yes, of course. I'd love that. You know, we could even take a hotel room, make it special, you know?" You: Alexis smiled, her hand shyly reaching over to take Hamish's again, intertwining their fingers and giving them a small squeeze. "Thank you, Hamish. But all I really want is you and me. I think I've got enough extravagant things going on today... but maybe a hotel is the perfect place to top it off with?" She chuckled again, shaking her head. She leaned over so she could kiss his cheek, here eyelids fluttering so her lashed tickled his cheek again. "Whatever you want, Hamish."

This was really fun! If the disconnection was a mistake, feel free to message me!