Sep 9, 2025
You gay?
𝒟ℯ𝒶𝓇 𝒶𝓃ℴ𝓃𝓎𝓂ℴ𝓊𝓈, 𝐼 ℎℴ𝓅ℯ 𝓉ℎ𝒾𝓈 𝓁ℯ𝓉𝓉ℯ𝓇 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝓎ℴ𝓊 𝒾𝓃 ℊℴℴ𝒹 ℎℯ𝒶𝓁𝓉𝒽.
An excellent question, sir: “You gay?” A line so brief, so cutting, I daresay Mr. Hamilton himself would be jealous he hadn’t published it first.
As for the matter—well, I cannot say. But I hear tell that if one seeks expertise on the subject, one need only look toward General Hamilton and Colonel Burr. Two gentlemen who spend so much time circling one another, I wonder they don’t simply dispense with their pistols and elope.
In any case, should you crave further details of my private inclinations, kindly remit your inquiry with proper compensation—in cash, of course.
Best,
ℳ𝓇. 𝒥𝒶𝓂ℯ𝓈 ℛℯ𝓎𝓃ℴ𝓁𝒹𝓈
