#hammerspace dragons

[dzamie]

A hammerspace pred that uses themself for transportation, like a bus driver but instead of a car it's their stomach filled with seats and others.

"I still don't see why you pay Dezhrik to fly you to work. He's gotta be slower than a car, and more expensive, not to mention getting soaked."

"He's very comfortable, though, and I don't have to deal with driving in traffic. And he's a surprisingly good conversationalist!... well, once you get used to a dragon's occasionally macabre sense of humor."

[dzamie]

so if a hammerspace derg (or really any organism thats bigger on the inside) gets teleported inside their own stomach, trying to exit their own stomach would normally cause a paradox. however, Patrick's Parabox (2022)

this is a semi-common thing that comes up whenever i do vore rp bc like. if a prey's being a little shit then instead of digesting them (which i refuse to do for personal reasons) i just teleport* into my own stomach, spit myself out into The Void™, then spit them out and teleport back to where i was originally. you're being a bitch in my tummy? to the void with you

*(using someone else's teleport crystal thing they gave me since i cant teleport on my own)

...to be perfectly honest, it's probably kinder to just digest them, at least unless they can also teleport.

[dzamie]

What's hammerspace?

It's the cartoon/anime thing where a character fits into or pulls something out of nowhere/somewhere way too small. Initially named for one character's penchant for smacking pervy guys with a comically large hammer bigger than her body that she definitely could not have had on her a second prior.

Hammerspace dragons, specifically, are a sort of unofficial open species I made that are basically little dragons - usually anywhere from kitten to housecat sized - with the marvelous ability to fit anything and anyone down their throat (or other places), without leaving so much as a hint of a bulge in their body. Basically, imagine a crew of adventurers going "okay, no, I swear there was an owlbear here like ten seconds ago" and a little winged lizard resting on a rafter burps up a few feathers that are far too large to be from a sparrow.

[dzamie]

Morning Dzamie! Could I perhaps hear more thoughts of hammer space dragons? They intrigue me

Sure! One scenario on my mind is a group of people (at least half a dozen) on the run from something/someone, when a hammerspace dragon helpfully offers to hide them - after all, their pursuer will just see a little dragon lazing about, no sign of anyone inside them. Naturally, they take the dragon up on the offer, and only after they're all in (likely through different holes, for, uh, "speed" (really the dragon's pleasure) do they think to ask when they'll be getting out.

The answer, of course, being that they're not. Except maybe that one guy who seemed pleasant and was, as the dragon felt while getting him down, quite well hung. He might get to live to serve the tiny dragon. Maybe - maybe - jothers with the right bribes, but the dragon's only got surface personality and physical features to go off of right now.

[dzamie]

*gives a kiss on the snout/nose to every single one of your OCs (except maybe Kenneth, I dunno) because they are all beautiful, powerful.*

ooh, let's pick a few OCs, then

Dzamie: Purrs, returns a kiss on your snout, and drapes his arms over your shoulders. Ever the flirt.

HM: A nod. Maybe a small lick on the snout.

Dream: Smiles and pats you on the head. You seem too nice to ruin your face with a kiss.

Azurel: Returns a kiss on your snout. The tip of his tail flicks a little, if you can see it.

Sel'riss: Wraps you in one loose coil, hugs you, and flickers his forked tongue against your snout. He'll let you go if you already have other plans for... oh, the next hour or two.

Rinta and Kassar: EXTREMELY excited kobold yips. They approach to hug you but wait until invited to do so. At least one arm wraps around your upper inner thigh; while convenient for their height, this is definitely on purpose.

Vanille: Verbally thanks you, and blows a puff of sweet-smelling breath over you.

William: Claps you on the shoulder, grins, and calls you a friendly guy. Then tells you to please go stand at least ten feet away until he's finished this step of his lab test.

Sleek: Bites you! She is fond of flattery, though, so your temporarily-paralyzed body is left uneaten.

Sylvia (dragon): A surprised squeak, then flies up to your head to return the favor with a lick from snout to horns. Invariably asks if you'd mind her eating you (she is going to eat you for a little, regardless).

Let's stop there... for now, at least.

[dzamie]

The more hammerspace content the better. Shame its not common

I don't mind its rarity, but yes, hammerspace dragons are fantastic and incredible and sexy and deserve SO MANY strawberries and-

Hey, who let Sylvia at my keyboard?!

[dzamie]

planning a short story for class about a velociraptor (a small, winged carnivore) named Sierra, and twice I've accidentally called her Sylvia, my hammerspace dragon (a small, winged carnivore) OC

[dzamie]

*extremely sad for having forgotten the name of your amazing hammerspace dragon*

Sylvia? She's a cutie. You can find a fic about her in my #smaugust tag, I think.