First of all, sorry to all the ovaries that were killed for the making of this photoset. Really tho, can we appreciate my amazing stamina and endurance in finding all of these pictures cause DAYUM. If you have never had a screen full of Benny shots and even worse, BENNY’S HANDS, staring out at you, consider yourself lucky. Don’t do that to yourself. I just… I cannot with you right now Benedict.
I mean JFC… Do you see these fucking hands right now? Look at those fucking fingers. That shit… I don’t even know what to do with this information. It literally is not processing. I cannot put into words how fucking beautiful these goddamn hands are. Do you understand? I don’t think you do. THIS IS NOT A GAME. Those fucking fingers. I mean… aksdjaodigjadfoj CAN U NOT WTF IS THIS SHIT.
As my friend once said, he has “g-spot fingers” and let’s be honest, that’s totes true. He’s got those long, slender “come fuck me” fingers – I mean like super impossibly gloriously long. Let’s put it this way, I wanted those hands inside me on my body before I even liked Benedict as a person. I hardly knew who he was and I wanted these hands in and around my body. I’m not just a biased Benny fan. I just really really really want to touch those hands with my face and mouth and random body parts.
I just… *helpless whining* LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF HIS FUCKING THUMB OMG. Srsly. Look at that last fucking photo. Do you see this shit? Excuse you fine sir, but who told you that you could have such exquisite hands? This is not okay. Look at the curve of his thumb knuckle as it meets his hand, that sinuous line that leads down to his wrist… Just that thumb, I mean… Lord have mercy on this pitiful fucking soul I just want to feel that thumb stroke my cheek is all.
And his hands look all soft and well maintained and shit, which is always a bonus. Though that could be a complete illusion, because in some photos I get the impression that they might be just the slightest bit rough around the edges. But that’s okay with me. A little bit of rough is never bad with hands. I like the feel of a slightly rough hand so you sir, are golden either way. I REALLY JUST LOVE YOUR HANDS AND APPRECIATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.