Sophisticated Manhands

We dedicate this blog to our friends out there who appreciate the beauty and complexity of a good manhand as much as we do. Feel free to share and make suggestions. this is a hands on zone - pun completely intended! Now get out there and enoy those sexy manhands!

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I think it's very inconsiderate of you to be calling Sebastian Stan a piece of shit and garbage. I understand that's kind of the "thing" to do for him based on his roles and how his characters seem incredibly misunderstood and lost, but it's incredibly disrespectful not only to the actor but to the fanbase. It makes the fanbase look bad to whoever you gave those nicknames to. You wouldn't call anyone else a piece of shit or garbage just because they're attractive, right?

You do understand a) we don’t actually think Sebastian Stan is a piece of garbage/shit and b) this is a widespread phenomena in both tag usage as well as entire blogs, correct?

The following blogs, for example:

http://gofuckyourselftomhiddleston.tumblr.com/

http://getthefuckoutsebastianstan.tumblr.com/

http://fuckoffanthonymackie.tumblr.com/

P sure none of the above have any sense of loathing for the people they address as such. Don’t really know how you made that out to be an assassination of his character due to the parts he plays??? Nowhere amongst the ogling and tears were they mentioned.

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You bitches thought we were gone? You are sadly mistaken, motherfuckers. Oh, and look at the precious cupcake we have brought you today! Sebastian motherfuckin' Stan.

Get a load of this piece of shit. Who even gave you the right to have arms like that? God must have been high as fuck when he made you because he definitely did not consider the impact you and your arms and your hands would have on women. It's pretty fucking rude to be quite honest. Can I just say, WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS THAT YOUR HANDS CAN HAVE SO MANY DIFFERENT LOOKS IN EVERY PICTURE?!

That first picture, for example. Look at the vein-y deliciousness that is the back of those hands. His fingers are so long and elegant and angular. Then you see the last picture and it's like a completely different pair of hands. HOW? Oh, and your sweet, sweet knuckles. You know I love me some knuckles. God I don't know why that's so pleasing, but just take a few seconds to ogle those knuckles across the backs of his hands. Tell me that doesn't just do something to you.

And oh my god sweet baby Jesus can we just take a moment of silence to appreciate those arms. Cause damn. I'm gonna stroke out. Are you seeing the same forearm veins that I am? UNF. And he has that prominent little wrist bone bump AS IF THE VEINS WEREN'T TORTURE ENOUGH.

Oh, and did I mention biceps? Cause hail Mary take me now you sexy piece of garbage throw me over your shoulder and carry me away. Do you just feel your arms all the time? Are you looking for someone to fill the position? I don't have experience in this field but I am a quick learner. Show me your ways.

[bomba-chita]

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First of all, how dare you. I just... I cannot even wrap my mind around a hand of this size. Does she just have tiny baby hands in combination with his long spider fingers? I CANNOT FATHOM. All of my want is focused on these hands rn. I can't stop staring.

Wrap my mind around them? MORE LIKE WRAP MY LEGS AROUND THEM.

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Hi! It's your Aaron Tveit-loving follower here <3 

Found this gif of Aaron from Graceland and thought you might enjoy it. Look at his right hand. 

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The fact that this blog exists is just legiteral (it's a word i made up) perfection. Hands are wonderful things. Thank you for making a hand blog. It's beautiful.

Oh, bless you!

Srsly, I think by this point we might have lost some of our sophistication. It's more of "pornographymanhands" realistically. NO COMPLAINTS HERE. We appreciate the enthusiasm. :3

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Looking back at some of the first posts, it amuses me how tentatively the commentary started off. Now we've pretty much hit OH MY GOD I WANT TO FUCK THOSE HANDS.

I'm okay with this.

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Can we just talk about Lee Pace for a second? Because his hands and arms and pretty much everything are just... Also, I have feelings about Robert Downey Jr.'s wrists. Serious feelings. I understand if not everyone shares them.

OMG ARE YOU KIDDING?! How can people not have feeling for Robert’s wrists? It’s an essential part of his body hello. Also yes. Lee Pace is fabulous. Oh God. You’ve given me so much to consider.

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First off, I don’t understand how this man can go from innocent looking little puppy, I just want to cuddle your face and love you to I’M GONNA FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS WITH MY EYES SHUT AND BOTH HANDS TIED BEHIND MY BACK CAUSE I CAN like how is that even possible?

I just… wut happened? I don’t understand what’s going on. I was so confused the entire time I was viewing your pictures. It was a constant roller coaster of ‘He’s so adorable! He’s really pretty! AwwwWWWWOOHHMYGODWHAT’SHAPPENINGDIDIJUSTGETPREGNANT?!’

There is no in between, unfortunately. All of this while helplessly drooling over those fucking arms. I mean that’s just rude, really. Amirite? I think so. Onto the task at hand, look at those meaty bitches. Holy. Fucking. Balls. What is going on up in here? Someone started a sexy party and didn’t invite me!  Srsly tho, dem hands. DO YOU SEE HOW DEFINED THOSE HAND VEINS ARE?! Like can u not. *shudders* Sweet baby Jesus how is that even possible. Those hands are defying the laws of human creation right now.

Usually I have a particular fancy for dainty, spindly hands, BUT JFC I CANNOT DEAL WITH THESE HANDS RN. I don’t even know how to process these into my senses. I see those massive hands and they look so strong and powerful and I just know there are so many pleasing things they could do to for me [like opening jars and stuff…]. Really tho, they are so fucking huge. Like what the shit. THEY’RE JUST SO BIG. No complaints, of course, I just… *whiney noises* I waaaaant… I would do disgusting, filthy things to hands like that. Keepin’ it real.

AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THOSE BULGING VEINS AGAIN CAUSE OH MY GOD. Like having that intricate sex carved into the backs of your hands isn’t enough you’ve got it paving a pathway to heaven all the way up your fucking arms. What the hell are you?! This is really what I want to know. I literally get goose bumps looking at these hands/forearms. Those veinsssss… I want to touch them [with my mouth?]. You, sir, are a work of fucking art.

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Also Cody Longo has really nice hands, they look strong and the veins stick out of his forearms and i just can't.

HOLY CHRIST. Where have those hands been all my life?! Srsly tho, why do I not know who those hands belong to? Heaven on earth, those babies…

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This blog is so beautiful it makes me cry.

Only tears of joy we hope!  And thank you for the lovely sentiment. You’re making us blush, you darling creature!

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The fact that there is a blog about my obssesion makes me want to cry!!

Bless you! I’m glad you enjoy as much as we do. :] Some posts are definitely a struggle to get through. So many distractions.

*insert creepy pervo cackling*

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I was skyping with my sister and she pops off with, "So I think I figured out what's going on with Benny's hands..."

I followed the link and

IT ALL MAKES PERFECT SENSE NOW HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Your spider hands are made of gold, sir

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And for the kill shot, BA BAM. Holy fuck balls I cannot with you still today Mr. Sir. I mean... how... what...? WHAT SORT OF GLORIOUS GOD ARE YOU JFC.

Like is anyone else paying attention to those fucking forearms? Cause lawdy, lawdy mama is gonna have a heart attack up in here! I swear to God. Unnnnffff... He has all the vein-y goodness that we all know I love so very muchly much. Look at the artistic way they just trace down the backs of his hands, down his forearms... Like you could not paint more beautiful, perfect -looking arms and hands than that. That is a pair of arms you just want wrapped around you, cuddled up by a fucking blazing fire [clothing optional].

Can you just look at the curvature of his hand in that first shot tho? I mean really. It's unspeakable; it's disgusting how fucking beautiful these hands are. That shit doesn't even look real or humanly possible. No hand can be that glorious. And yet...

I really just, I can't say it enough THOSE FUCKING FINGERS. Mother of fucking God those hands were specifically crafted to drive people like us insane. Really, they were. There is no other reason. They were made only to taunt meeeeee. And those knuckles. Look at how perfectly they are formed and how they just melt away into those veins and sinew. Just... WTF WHAT IS THIS SHIT. How do? I can't get over it. I just want these hands on my body and face. That thumb. Christo that fucking thumb.

THAT THUMB COULD DO TERRIBLE UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO ME.

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First of all, sorry to all the ovaries that were killed for the making of this photoset. Really tho, can we appreciate my amazing stamina and endurance in finding all of these pictures cause DAYUM. If you have never had a screen full of Benny shots and even worse, BENNY’S HANDS, staring out at you, consider yourself lucky. Don’t do that to yourself. I just… I cannot with you right now Benedict.

I mean JFC… Do you see these fucking hands right now? Look at those fucking fingers. That shit… I don’t even know what to do with this information. It literally is not processing. I cannot put into words how fucking beautiful these goddamn hands are. Do you understand? I don’t think you do. THIS IS NOT A GAME. Those fucking fingers. I mean… aksdjaodigjadfoj CAN U NOT WTF IS THIS SHIT.

As my friend once said, he has “g-spot fingers” and let’s be honest, that’s totes true. He’s got those long, slender “come fuck me” fingers – I mean like super impossibly gloriously long. Let’s put it this way, I wanted those hands inside me on my body before I even liked Benedict as a person. I hardly knew who he was and I wanted these hands in and around my body. I’m not just a biased Benny fan. I just really really really want to touch those hands with my face and mouth and random body parts.

I just… *helpless whining* LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF HIS FUCKING THUMB OMG. Srsly. Look at that last fucking photo. Do you see this shit? Excuse you fine sir, but who told you that you could have such exquisite hands? This is not okay. Look at the curve of his thumb knuckle as it meets his hand, that sinuous line that leads down to his wrist… Just that thumb, I mean… Lord have mercy on this pitiful fucking soul I just want to feel that thumb stroke my cheek is all.

And his hands look all soft and well maintained and shit, which is always a bonus. Though that could be a complete illusion, because in some photos I get the impression that they might be just the slightest bit rough around the edges. But that’s okay with me. A little bit of rough is never bad with hands. I like the feel of a slightly rough hand so you sir, are golden either way.  I REALLY JUST LOVE YOUR HANDS AND APPRECIATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

[triforce-powers]

Your post has impregnated me, good soul.

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On the bright side, think of how stunning your children will be!

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First of all, sorry to all the ovaries that were killed for the making of this photoset. Really tho, can we appreciate my amazing stamina and endurance in finding all of these pictures cause DAYUM. If you have never had a screen full of Benny shots and even worse, BENNY’S HANDS, staring out at you, consider yourself lucky. Don’t do that to yourself. I just… I cannot with you right now Benedict.

I mean JFC… Do you see these fucking hands right now? Look at those fucking fingers. That shit… I don’t even know what to do with this information. It literally is not processing. I cannot put into words how fucking beautiful these goddamn hands are. Do you understand? I don’t think you do. THIS IS NOT A GAME. Those fucking fingers. I mean… aksdjaodigjadfoj CAN U NOT WTF IS THIS SHIT.

As my friend once said, he has “g-spot fingers” and let’s be honest, that’s totes true. He’s got those long, slender “come fuck me” fingers – I mean like super impossibly gloriously long. Let’s put it this way, I wanted those hands inside me on my body before I even liked Benedict as a person. I hardly knew who he was and I wanted these hands in and around my body. I’m not just a biased Benny fan. I just really really really want to touch those hands with my face and mouth and random body parts.

I just… *helpless whining* LOOK AT THE SHAPE OF HIS FUCKING THUMB OMG. Srsly. Look at that last fucking photo. Do you see this shit? Excuse you fine sir, but who told you that you could have such exquisite hands? This is not okay. Look at the curve of his thumb knuckle as it meets his hand, that sinuous line that leads down to his wrist… Just that thumb, I mean… Lord have mercy on this pitiful fucking soul I just want to feel that thumb stroke my cheek is all.

And his hands look all soft and well maintained and shit, which is always a bonus. Though that could be a complete illusion, because in some photos I get the impression that they might be just the slightest bit rough around the edges. But that’s okay with me. A little bit of rough is never bad with hands. I like the feel of a slightly rough hand so you sir, are golden either way.  I REALLY JUST LOVE YOUR HANDS AND APPRECIATE THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

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Forgive me followers, for I have sinned. It has been weeks since my last post...

Point being, I'll post more hands... IDK where I was going with that, but hey there's Misha! Don't hate us.

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Today I bring you a compilation my friends. BEHOLD THE GLORY. [definitely not just making space for a thousand and one Benedict Cumberbatch pictures, I swear]

BUT SRSLY OH MY GOD CAN WE HAVE A HAND-OFF RIGHT NOW? I mean... you know what I meant... Like compare their hands and shit. Do you see all the different hand styles on just these three men alone? *shrieks with glee* GDI I just really love hands, okay?! Just look at Jared's giant, sleek monster hands I would do unspeakable horrible things to touch those hands I swear to fuck.

And then Jensen has these working man's hands that you might want to, I don't know, push you up against a wall and hold you there doing dirty things until you can't stand it [or stand, period].

And then Misha's gentle, soft pillow hands that make you want to hold them and cuddle and watch a movie and pet a fucking bunny and shit. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR HANDS DO TO ME SIR I JUST WANT THEM IN MY MOUTH AND ON MY BODY.

handssssssss...