#handball em

[13-wonder-writer]

Mist, man darf sie nicht loben. Das spüren die Deutschen sofort und legen eine Schippe technische Fehler drauf. Widerspenstig

[sugar-petals]

so i’ve been watching the current handball championship (very stressful sport to witness) and...

...the german team has got to have the sexiest, most michelangelo-like player

i mean

his name is juri knorr (the one with the long hair snatched back like my wig when i saw him)

25 years old, olympic silver medalist, plays center back, very talented, they hate to see him coming

for years the sports media have just kept yapping about juri so i will too. and yes his name sounds like yuri

i know handball isn’t too big on tumblr yet (it’s very engaging though, and if you want an alternative to the american soccer world cup because i mean how on earth...)

but since this is a pretty men blog i figured y’all would enjoy some pictures of a guy with a perfect face and an intact hairline (that always cheers me up)

i’ve yet to see him fail to serve in any case... juri is quite photogenic

looking at rennaissance-themed men heals my eyes tbh every tv frame a painting

if you switch on the next game he is easy to recognize (by his funny faces, the immaculate skincare, and the buns... the bun... well both)

like we truly need to bring back gorgeous men instead of chopped plastic actors 😭 and i’m doing my part by prettyposting ✌🏼

like. i don’t want to stan a billionaire botox bozo delivering mediocre passes i want hot handball men being good with their hands and giving face!!

consider me seated next time he slays i mean plays!

anyway that’s the post i just wanted to talk about juri being handsome. have a nice day 😽

[beyourselfchulanmaria]

via r/nextfuckinglevel

haha 😄 👍 史上最棒的道歉之一 One Of The Best Apologies Ever 😏 地版那麼滑溜... 打球不是挺危險的嗎?!

@phan987 Thanks :)))

and

Denmark and Germany brought the Men’s EHF EURO 2026 to an exciting close with a handball final for the ages. It was close until the end, when Denmark, backed by a stellar Kevin Møller in goal and their back-court duo of Mathias Gidsel and Simon Pytlick, took the lead and their first title since 2012, 34:27.

via EHF Home of Handball 2026.2.2

Denmark vs Germany | Final | Highlights | Men's EHF EURO 2026

Denmark are champions of Europe for the first time in 14 years and they did it in style!

[crazy-walls]

what. the FUCK. ROT?????

[chaotic-mind-with-stars]

Wolffs Aura so groß, die Gegner werfen nichtmal mehr aufs Tor

[thehumongouskargomice]

das verhalten der dänischen fans find ich persönlich echt schrecklich

[toewsy]

„Ich wurde freundlichst aufgefordert den 7 Meter doch bitte zu halten und der Bitte kann ich natürlich nicht nicht nachkommen“

I love him 🫶❤️🥰

[letsbealone-together]

The COVID protocol of the Euro is a joke.