#handsome jackhammer

[icarus-k]

The Handsome Jackass Jackhammer, also known as the Fuck You Gun™️, is a gun that does this every time it reloads.*

*The reload button is also the interact button

It also happens to have Handsome Jacks soul in it so it gives you wonderful commentary.

HYPERION; Get screwed over at every misclick.

[bubblecrown]

Shot from Anime Next of my Handsome Jack 💛

Photographer: seelomiguenphotos on IG

[buffbabydva]

AU where Nisha lives and finds the Handsome Jackhammer. Since Nisha is really only turned on by violence their relationship still strangely works. She asked him to slip into something more comfortable and it’s a pistol. She asks if he can try a different brand next time and he gives her the silent treatment for three days.

(Also shout out to AdorkaStock for my ref image)

[parkie-parkie]

I was a fool to think Borderlands wouldn't take over my life

[fairyhaven13]

Inktober day twenty! Today was Tread, and it brought to mind the most heartbreaking Borderlands mission, “Where Angels Fear to Tread.” So, I drew a happy AU idea to cheer myself up--although I did tear up a little as I drew this. Here, Angel lived, because the Vault Hunters were able to save her in time. She becomes essentially Tina’s adopted sister and a member of B Team, and over the years, adopts a heavy “goth Hufflepuff” style to her clothes. Tyreen steals her Siren powers, too, but instead of being upset, Angel sees it as salvation. She can finally be just her, not the Guardian Angel, not Jack’s Siren, but just Angel.

 The gun she’s holding happens to be the Handsome Jackhammer. When she finds it, she’s initially furious and almost breaks the gun. AI Jack freaks out and begs her not to, which makes her feel sick inside, and she doesn’t know what to do. Then she realizes that Jack is trapped inside a machine, unable to use his body, and forced to do whatever the holder of the machine wants. It’s the funniest irony she can think of, she laughs until she can’t breath, and now she takes the gun everywhere. Jack knows that if he acts up, Angel can break him, and if she doesn’t, Tina will blow him up, and if she doesn’t, Mordecai and Brick will take him apart very slowly. So he’s just stuck getting a whole new perspective on life. It’s the closest to reformation a game like Borderlands is going to get.

[bubblecrown]

In process: Handsome Jackhammer from borderlands 3 💛

[bigdreamsandstudentloans]

So I was convinced to farm the Handsome Jackhammer...

saw a lot of people talking about this gun, decided it would be fun to have and use cause... well hell I love Jack. Made it down to Handsome Jackie, killed her.... she dropped it first try. I don't know how or why but the luck I have with these games is insane. Whenever I set out to get something, it's always less than an hour. Usually less than half an hour. These games seem to love me for some reason and hecc... I'll take it. I literally do not have luck like this anywhere else.

[tremolo-legato-suckas]

i feel like it is Of Interest™ that the handsome jackhammer is one of those chuck-em-and-respawn-em type guns, yada yada digistruct, right.

but that also means that you can't just destroy one??? it's set to re-construct in like 1 second.

the implications. the consequencies.