#haphelife

[f0xx0rzz]

Now, those same two fish are sitting in a tank. One turns to the other again and asks, "How do you drive this thing?"

part 2

this brings excellent imagery to mind

[f0xx0rzz]

Two fish are swimming along and they run into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says with a scowl, "Dam."

part 1

yes

[f0xx0rzz]

(Sorry of these are a little late but!!) What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator

THIS IS A GOOD ONE

[debonair-dragonair]

3 things awesome about today.

lifeaccordingtohan had this idea where we wrote three great things about our day and then tagged people to do the same. I’m really bad at remembering names and URLs so anyone can feel free to join in:

I had an awesome time this morning with my best friend phonypsychic.

I coached shotput and all my kids threw really well, some over three feet what they were expected to throw, which is a HUGE accomplishment in shotput.

I went to see Tammy with phonypsychic and my other friend Emma. We had a great time, many laughs to end a wonderful day.

[unrestlesslegs]

11 questions tag :)

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer all of the questions the tagger has asked, and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3: Tag 11 people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them…

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QUESTIONS:

What’s the book you would recommend to anyone?

Ugh just one??? Uhhh I like all of Tamora Pierce's work... But The House of the Scorpion is freaking fantastic, it's by Nancy Farmer. 

Favorite creative pursuit?

Writing for sure. I love making things in my mind become reality

If you could host a dinner party with any five fictional, dead or alive people who would they be?

Ohhh... Dammit... Uhhh it'd be awkward as hell but probably... Dean and Sam and Cas and Sherlock and the Doctor. Then I'm going home with one of them lol

Also, what eventful things would happen at said dinner party?

I'd probably make sure some sort of ghost or little beastie or alien was roaming around my house watch as the Winchesters learned from the Doctor and Sherlock is just crazy eyed trying to prove them all wrong but then why does everything match up so well and I think Cas would be like trying to reassure him but only mind fucking him more and not even realizing it and Dean and the Doctor would just be debating over what it whether a beastie or alien and Sam would just be kinda laughing at them and figure out what it is then they'd go to the shed out back and the Doctors getting out his screwdriver and the Winchesters just kick it down and hes just like but... never mind. Sherlock and Cas would totally be out for this one Sherlock would be curled up in a corner with Cas being like look Sherlock. My eyes glow

Favorite band?

Either the Killers, Imagine Dragons, or maybe Coldplay

Marry/fuck/kill: Fred Weasley (harry potter), Castiel (supernatural) and Charles Xavier (xmen) (the young ’70s version obviously)

Kill Fred easily. Already been done right lol I feel the hate over the internet already. Uhhh Cas I would fuck I guess though I don't really veiw him sexually at all. It would be amusing to marry him but like for an actual relationship Xavier seems the better choice.

Marry/fuck/kill lady edition:Amy Pond (doctor who), Charlie Bradbury (supernatural) and Hermione Granger (harry potter)

Kill Amy shes just.. idk. She's okay. I think I'd marry Charlie because shes awesome and fuck Hermione I guess. I'll just assume she's experimenting lol

Favorite quote?

I really do like Ernest Hemingway's quote "Write drunk, edit sober" never been drunk on anything but tiredness though lol

Tea, coffee or death?

Why do I feel like this one was targeting me... Idk coffee in cake makes it tasty and moist so coffee I guess lol

Can you cook or are you a danger to others when near the kitchen?

I can and I love to. One time I was cooking with my friend and they forgot to turn on the heat for rice lol cough Kayla cough

Lastly, who is your favorite youtuber?

Uhhh I like Jenna Marbles, The ERB crew, Tobuscus. I feel like there's another but I can't remember

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questions for people tagged:

What is usually the first thing you do when you get up in the morning?

If you could host a dinner party with any five fictional, dead or alive people who would they be?

Also, what eventful things would happen at said dinner party? (took the last two cuz they're epic)

What is on your mind right now? Deep shit people. Or not. I don't care lol

Your future. How scared are you?

If there's one thing you can do with your life, what do you want it to be?

How have you changed through elementary, middle and high school?

Do you chew your nails? 

Describe your first crush.

What's the dumbest thing you've done in the name of love?

Are you happy?

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people i’m tagging are:

demonpox17

kaylainfuckingwonderland

asimplebanana

haphelife

daenerysknope

gelfling-life

allthebeautifulthings9828

thesoullessfangirl

implodinggalaxies

whatthelattetoldme

elisethewritingbeast

[eva-420]

fun fact: of all the years I've been playing pokemon I have not once encountered a shiny pokemon (save for the gyarados at lake rage but no one counts that)

i mean, in the wild they do have a legitimately rare chance of being seen, and i can understand the appeal of that; but like

if youre only proud of having something because other people don't, you really need to reevaluate the source of your joy because its probably really petulant and sad

it just makes me think of that one guy on the wowhead forums that threw a GIGANTIC temper tantrum over the purple phoenix guild mount because he got ashes of al'ar "the real way" (as if thousands of other players dont have it, but whatever)

[foundcas]

Trick or treat! uwu

happy halloween (◕‿◕✿)

but it comes with something called a…Jared Padalecki?