Right now, I am making the conscious effort to take the time to pause and reflect on the fact that my beloved college basketball team could possibly *possibly* make it all the way to the national championships. Look it’s March Madness, heartbreak is coming, all the normal trends of college basketball as we know it are about to be overturned, I am on the precipice of being plunged into anguish and heartbreak and anticipation and excitement the like of which belong exclusively to March and basketball fans. And before it begins, just let me have this. Let me have this.











