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its passover which means theyve started selling the kosher coca cola with the yellow cap thats made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup. which means every time i enter the kitchen i see the four 3L bottles of kosher coke my father has procured and is now displaying proudly on our kitchen table like some sort of centerpiece. he is not jewish he just fucks HEAVY with the kosher coke

#his episcopalian ass gets SO excited #happy passover!!