A Very Dogfood New Years
a food for thought, a doog for dog - Mark Lowain
Everyone smiled, the whole WORLD! smiled. but did they? think about.
Dizzy smiled sadly. this was the worst new years ever. it had been a while since Santaclaus paid them a visit, and even the jellyfih pirants where sadddened. everyone know it would soon be over soon aendS evneS i jnew im you!
no…. im Sin…. im Sin now… smiles sadly. there was an iDog in my hand, and i knew what i had to do. i plaid the music and smacked my butt. its what Sin would have hapened.
Sin was taking notes, he wanted to make sure NO ONE was misgendered this new years. how kind!!!
Boomf had had a little bit of chaimpaign for new years but watch out, she could punchy punch punch the air! im drunk and bilegrnet boomf! i'll kill you! Oye flew into the air like a butterly never to be seen agian . what just happened ?
Romeo was conversing Haehyun over drinks "Sin, Ramlethal, Elphelt, and mysel-"
"mythelf, you mean" interjected WinSin, correcting Romeo
Romeo had a gun. It was a water gun but instead of water… it was pee.
"cmere Sinny boy"
Sin grinned like a donkey.
"Happy new york." he said sadly as the yellow water hit his face.
his face holes sucked in the water like a sponge and he turned ellow which hit his elbow and smelled a mellow marshmellow.
"I feel a little holey all of a sudden…" sin smirked
"very good Sin! you should beel holy!" cheered Ky. he was happy that finally he could absolve his Sin's of having premartical sinboy in dizzy's pants. she laid an egg…. did you knows? well its okay.. not eveyrone know.
"hah a look im the yellow one!" sin opulled out a banaa scellphone and started dooping on it. thats when Delilah started yapping like a tetoling and Romeo sang. He sung. Sorry.. i meant they sung. Sin is telling me to get Bedthey's pronouns correct, its woke of you
Goldewingis was setting yup the fireworks, how exciting!!
Venom and Robo-Ky had just arrived to the party taking place, avoiding Axl whenever they could. this is because axl kept inserting between them while holding a very long hot dog which got crumbs everywhere.
"Roboy ky can you do something about him… i have social anxiety" said Venome, who blushed like a weenie
"HEY ASSHOLE! YOU WITH THE BRITISH BUTTHOLE!" robo ky SQUIRTED oil on Axl's face
"WOT DA BLOODAY HELL MATE! " axl wipped the black juice from his eye and even Sin licked it for a try
even the sinners were invited!!! they had their signature sinner dinners!!! gregor brought Svíčková, Rodion brought Borscht, Don Quixote brough t Gambas al Ajillo and Heathcliff brought fish and chjips!!!
"Woah there Axl, Settle down now mate" said HEeathcliff, another briftish confronting Axl seattle. He smirked and licked his own elbow aggressively.
"oooh yeah." he said britishly. "I am british."
Axl smacked his eye, truying to get the chips out of it, "woah their mate yo got sum shit on your fce tuah."
Verginlagios interferred, he kickled Axl; andf kissed Heathclif
"stop making a scene you tow, it's dinnertime."
Sin and gulping and swalloing and throating and sipping and licking and chewing and munching on he new ywears signature dinners, he was soooo gungry, so so hugnry~!
"buuuurrrppppm ah, that hit the spot!" said Sinyrboy, rubbing his greasy finger on romeo's face
"Sin that was so fucking gross dude oh my god get away from me like actually" said romeo "like actually ur freaking pissing me off qhwat the fuck ."
"what does she have that i don't" said Sin in a serious tone
Dizzy brought food and drinks for everyone! she was so nice
everyone was unaware,, but VEnom had stuck rocket fuel in his pants,, it was a surprise for robo ky later. he loved roboyky. its just, robo ky had down so much for him, he wanted to repay him,, and reply him, and replay him on repeat eat eat eat it. eat. he liked that world. vebom licked his lits like a frozen fish frong. thats when robo weenie caught him staring lavishly.
"VENOM. I DID NOT KNOW YOU FELT THAT WAY ABOUT ME."
"what way?" venom pulled on roboboy's hair
"HEY. DONT. DO THAT."
that's when roboy's hair started to unwreaval, and soont, the re was a spile of speaghetii lik substnace on the flloor
"A PRESINT FOR SIN!!!!!" Sin got distracted him from his romeo haeyhyun in duced sorrows and he became eating the hair off the floor with a floor.
Romeo had had enough of him at this point.. he was so stupid so so stupid. not like Haehyun, who was fvery smart and good at everything. whater. at least she wouldn't do this.
Haehyun smiled, she had a hot chocolate! maybe the hotchocolate would save their love.
'IM OVERSTIMULATED" dizzt said sadly. Testament brough her a glass of pee. Robo Ky smirled. That was HIS Oil.
Potemin was eating spidrs, smiling
"thank you all for coming to this great gathering for the new years, i hope the trip found you well and the food even better. shall we say grace?" spoke Ky, getting everytones attention
sol farted disrespectully
"ok man i tried to do something nice for everyone and you just HAAADDD to ruin it, nice job. this is what i get for trying to do something for anyone." cry said kying, he sobbed as he ran aqway
it was time!!! time for the new years~!!
"i'm a new queer!~!" saqid Sin, cornering zRomeo
"Sin not now, we can talk about this later just… just don't make a scene okay?" repleid Romeo
Sin cried as Romeo walked away.
BOOOM CRACKKAA FWOOMM CHHHTTT
fire wokrs!!! it's new years yay!~!!!!
Gold;lewinf lit the fireworked as they shot up into the sky, he thought of his Home in the sun in that moment, a happy tear felel from his eye
a.B.A was a wine aunt, drinking with baiken anji chipp anf answr
Dizzy Testament and Ky were chatting, Heathcliff and Acl were kissing, the siners were playing and Potmkin was eating!!
everyone was so happy!!!
except for Sin.
For a moment, Sin became sentient. He remembered everything. The tome, the spells, the curse… who even was bedman… his memories of Romeo became foggy. His eyes became foggy as his gear cells activated and he became a furry.
Asuka came with his satna hat! jingle jingle~!!
Satan hat. It was mind- controlling him.
"my contribution to the festivities here are these bunches of coal i brought for the hearth, i only hope it is up to your standards" SAID Asuka to kyer
Sniffles "that's… so kind of you…" Ky blushed
Roland felt his hubby being rizzed up, he burst into the scene baited by Ky's adultery
he brought Dizzy for her to see the scene before them, she burst into tears and ran away sobbing. :(
karkat smirked.
elphie stole the piss gun.
"Can you help me steal Sin's gear eye" romeo said to haehyun as he poored more eggnog in his cup
"are you sure you should be drinking that?" asked Ahaehyun.. romeo was weirindg her out
"isssghfine i,m fine. :) !" he smiled but Haehyun didnt. and niether did you.
"why do you need hi s eye?" she shnorted as some firework dust got in her nose
"i'd love his eye more than he ever coudgll…gulp." romeo chugged the eggnog like a fish without water
"I think im going to….Im!" Ky started laying an egg. Everyone gathered around the baby as it hatched out of the egg. It was baby asuka.
"kill…… me….." baby asuka smiled.
"sweet baby jesus." said Sin, oil guzzling out of his mouth. Robokyk smirked.
