BREAKING NEWS: Harbaugh calls Goodell, asking him to find 15 points in the game he lost against the Bills last night. Here’s part of the transcript. On the phone: one end, Harbaugh and his team, the other end Roger Goodell and his lawyer, Ryan. Take a look at what was said.
Harbaugh: Look you know I won that game. You know the Bills stole it. It’s criminal. It’s a criminal offense. So many crimes, you could go to jail.
Goodell: That’s just not true, Mr Head Coach. We watched the tape three times.
Harbaugh: Look I need 15 points. C’mon guys you can find 15 points. It was a blow out. You know we won that game bigly. You know, Ryan, you could go to jail...I mean Roger...It’s a criminal... we won that game, it was huge.
Goodell: I’m sorry,Mr Head Coach that’s just not true.
Harbaugh: You know they stole it. Everyone knows. What about those points that the Bills brought in, those 7 points.? What about that, all 7, 100% for the Bills!? I mean, Ryan, come on. You know we won that defensive drive by a lot, I mean a lot and you’re telling me that they got 100% of those 7 points.
Goodell|: We reviewd the tape. The replay officials reviewed the tape. The play stands, Mr Harbuagh.
Harbaugh: and what about all the running and the throwing and the kicking. and what about the 3 points we got. That should have been 18, Ryan, that 3 was actually 18 and you know that and what about the Bills drinking Baby’s blood at half time. I heard they sacrificed 7 baby’s they stole from Pizza Hut and drank all the blood. What do you know about, that? Ryan, are you there? Ryan, Roger? Anybody? ....the blood drinking, anybody know about that?
Goodell: There is no data to support that Mr Head Coach.
Harbaugh: I’m hungry, someone get me a wiener...Find the points, or else, 15!
Slams finger into speaker phone button and disconnects.
