Hardcore Smut Masterlist
Links last checked: March 6th, 2026
ASs (ao3) - htmllost (orphan_account)
Summary: The one in which Phil takes a picture of Dan’s ass for wanking material but Dan notices and starts posing for Phil and Phil can’t resist but take more pictures. That’s until Dan confronts him about it and smut ensues.
Bridging The Age Gap - auroraphilealis
Summary: Phil’s been doing everything he can to keep 2009!Dan off of him, disturbed by the hefty age difference between them, but there’s only so long he can hold out.
Bruises & Bitemarks (ao3) - phandomsub
Summary: Dan and Phil have been together for seven years. Their love used to feel so soft and sweet, but now all they seem to do is fight. The insults are getting worse and it’s starting to get physical. They both hate it, until they realise they love it.
Don’t Make Me Your Enemy - cuddlephan
Summary: Phil had only joined the school football team because of the yearly school trip to Paris. He was actually pretty shit at football and he hated it, hated most sports but he thought that getting to go to another country and go to Disneyland and the Eiffel Tower (minus the matches they’d have to play) was a much better way to spend his school holidays than cooped up indoors on his laptop or Xbox like he usually was.
Eternity Of Sex - wishicouldunreadthat
Summary: Where Dan gets taken by a demon named Phil, who he later discovers is really a demon of sex. What will he put him through?
Fantastic Foursome 2.0 (ao3) - cockwhoredan
Summary: Dan, Phil, Mark, and Jack all get slightly drunk at vidcon and film a homemade porno in a hotel room.
Good Luck Boy (ao3) - dannihowell (anotherdaughter)
Summary: Born of a prostitute, Dan never expected anything better for himself, until he met Phil.
Hand Prints And Good Grips - definitelythor
Summary: Smut and after care fluff.
Hard To Breathe - studeye
Summary: This is basically a consensual gang bang centered on Dan, involving Phil, Benjamin Cook, Chris (Crabstickz), Jack Harries and Charlieskies.
hershey's kisses (ao3) - raingurls
Summary: by the time the oppurtunity finally presents itself, dan's not been able to get off for 2 weeks, and he couldn't be more in need.
It's Been Too Long (fanfiction.net) - Kri5ti
Summary: It was rare when Dan could catch Phil like this — lust-driven. Usually, Phil was sweet, gentle. He liked to take things slow and indulge in the "romantic" side of the physical. But tonight was different; Phil had been in America for over a week and, well, he was a grown man. A grown man with needs."
Just A Toy (ao3) - blissedoutphil
Summary: He takes whatever Phil gives him, because he loves being treated like nothing more than a toy to be used. And above all, he loves Phil. He’d do anything for Phil.
Let Me Be Your Call Boy (ao3) - auroraphilealis (peachrosepetals), embarrassing_myself
Summary: After coming out as gay to his friends on his birthday, the last thing Dan is expecting is to be gifted a call boy as a present, let alone one that’s been paid for for the entire night. Allowing Phil to show him the ropes is his first mistake, paying him to come back every week is his second, and using him to convince his parents he really is gay is his third. As a successful lawyer, the money isn’t the problem - falling in love is.
My Pleasure - danisnotlikingvagina
Summary: Phil has set some rules for Dan- simple and small, easy to follow, so breaking them will obviously result in a punishment. Seeking the thrill of Phil showing him who’s boss, Dan intentionally breaks one of their biggest rules.
Oh, Teacher - melancholymango
Summary: Essentially Dan seducing Phil while he’s teaching a class, sexting him and making bedroom eyes, all that good stuff, until Phil reaches his breaking point and acts on it.
Soft and Safe (ao3) - MadameShay
Summary: Dan is stressed and so is Phil...so Phil asks if Dan wants to turn the apartment into a "safe space".
Too Hot - jilliancares
Summary: Dan gets dragged to a party he doesn’t want to go to and then dragged into playing a game he doesn’t want to play. He can only hope that he won’t end up having to kiss Phil Lester, who he hates more than slow internet.
Turn Me On - cuddlephan
Summary: Smut.