#harmie

[littlefreya]

Armie commenting on Henry’s insane amount of testosterone and crazy beard growth has my ovaries.

[superbatson]

tumblr said harmie rights!!!

[sciapod]

Cut your teeth

I couldn’t help myself, so I jumped on this challenge too. Also, this is a mash-up of some lyrics (Ehjä by Jex Thoth and Cut Your Teeth by Kyla La Grange) + some random inspo.  

And: Thanks to @littlefreya​ for urging on the erotic bromance! 

Tagging @henchry​ and @thiccgeralt​ because you might appreciate it. <3 (:  

Warning: Smut. +18, please. 

Masterlist

“You’re so eager to please, but too stubborn to learn. That’s why you’re down on your knees.”

The door opens, another man enters the room.

“I see s/he’s ended up right back where s/he belongs.” 

“S/he’s all confused and washed out.” The man before you looks down at you with a pitying expression and continues, cupping your chin, “Because you still havn’t learned what you’re all about.”

The second man comes closer. 

“You’ve got to cut your teeth on a massive cock, honey. Don’t be scared, it’ll be alright. I’ve got confidence you can rise to the occasion, as long as you open your throat up wide. Then you’ll be of purpose one day.”

You choke again, not at all managing how large and thick it is in your mouth. 

“Oh, don’t cry,” a smug smile emerging on his face. He nods towards the other man, who approaches and sits down on the floor beside you. 

“I know he’s big, darling, but you can learn. Let me show you.”

Armie gently takes Henry’s shaft in is own hands, stroking it as he licks his lips in preparation. Then, as a master, he pushes his lips over the swollen head and continues down, until there is no more dick left to see – his face now attached to Henry’s pelvis. 

[napollya-inspiration]

THIS IS NOT A MANIP. I REPEAT. THIS IS NOT A MANIP. NEW OLD CONTENT. WE ARE ALIVE.

Source: germanafalibretti

[amostexcellentblog]

I was against a CMBYN sequel at first but the first look image really changed my mind, this movie looks great.

[recomendacionesparalectores]

Y pensar que casi me enamoro de la piel de sus manos, de su pecho... de sus ojos que cuando te dedicaban la otra mirada, la de semblante dulce, te portaban el milagro de la resurrección.

Llámame por tu nombre (André Aciman)

[littlefreya]

Hi, I’ve had a horrendously bad day and coming home to an empty cold house (its winter here) hasn’t helped. Do you have any fave cute/happy henry moments that could help cheer me up?

Oh no honey. I’m so sorry. Let me try to cheer you up.

How about the time when Henry couldn’t stop laughing and was hitting his thigh 😍

Or when he was impressed with his own fake moustach and cracked up from his own joke?

Or when he was freezing his... parts during the ice bucket challenge?

And when he discovered hard cheese!

Or when he was being adorable with a bunch of kids trying to get them to hate Batman!

Or a dork on his insta?

And when he and Armie were showing their amazing bromance 😍 and went “Hammer time”

And when Armie was telling spoilers about the movie and Henry was being “oopppps” you’ve already said that

And when Henry was super competitive

And when Henry and Armie read the phonebook

Annnnnnnd when Henry said sex instead of six

I hope this makes your day better, boo ❤️.

You can always talk to me.

[littlefreya]

Repeat after me:

The fact that The Man From U.N.C.L.E 2 is not happening is a crime against humanity.

Exhibit A:

Exhibit B:

Can I have MORE of these two together, please?!

Mmmmmffff Henry is so good with games and riddles! He is so smart you guys 😍