#harmioneposts

[incorrectharmione]

Ron: Why are you on the floor?

Harry: I'm depressed.

Harry: Also I was stabbed, can you get Hermione, please.

Bonus

[Hermione taking Harry to the hospital]

Hermione: For fuck's sake I only left you for 5 minutes!

Harry: Sorry

[incorrectharmione]

Hermione: I trust Harry.

Ron: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Hermione: I wouldn't go that far.

[incorrectharmione]

Hermione: Hey Harry can you do me a favor?

Harry: I would literally plant my DNA in a crime scene for you, but go on.

Hermione: Can you do the dishes for me tonight?

Harry:

Harry: No, sorry.

[incorrectharmione]

Hermione: Harry and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-

Harry: Sentences.

Hermione: Don't interrupt me.

[incorrectharmione]

Harry: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Hermione: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Harry: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

*Hermione facepalms*

[incorrectharmione]

Harry, sighing: If only someone out there loved me.

Hermione, whispering: If only Harry knew how much I loved him.

Ron, yelling: If only you two would just look at each other and confess god dammit.

[incorrectharmione]

Harry: Wow, Hermione looks so calm and composed. I wonder how she does it.

Hermione, internally: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu

[incorrectharmione]

Hermione: Can I just, you know, kiss you for the rest of my life. 

Harry: 

Hermione: Pretty please