Feb 4, 2018
@parents please teach your children to chew with their mouths closed
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@parents please teach your children to chew with their mouths closed
Tumblr: hey you remember that blog you unfollowed because they refused to talk to you for like two months and you’re actually still really upset over that? You remember that blog? They just posted, thought you should know
Me: :)
The thing I’m workshopping is written in present tense, first person, had grammatical and spelling errors everywhere, a “plot” I can barely find, and uses all-caps in order to indicate that someone is screaming.
This is an advanced writing course.
Fucking kill me.
Don't even get me started on Homestuck just homestuck in general
OKAY BUT LIKE IT WAS *SO GOOD* IT HONESTLY WAS, IT WAS so emotional and meaningful and I cared about the characters and I’ve lost track of the number of times back in high school I would tell myself “If I die I won’t know how Homestuck ends so I can’t do that” and things were so multilayered and intense and the fandom, for all its lows, was so fun but the ending is SHIT the ending’s SHIT ITS FUCKING SHIT ITS THE BEHEMOTH LEAVINGS THAT YOUNG TROLLS WOULD HAVE HAULED INTO THEIR HIVES ITS SO MUCH BULLSHIT OKAY IT’S FUCKING SHIT WHAT HAPPENED WHY DID HUSSIE ABANDON HIS WORK WHY DID EVERYTHING GO FUCKING SIDEWAYS WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL OF THAT BULLSHIT AFTER THE RETCON WHY WASN’T GAMZEE EVER UN-POSSESSED WHY DID VRISKA OF ALL TROLLS COME BACK TO LIFE WHERE ARE MEOWRAILS AND FEFERI WHAT ABOUT ALL THE NUANCE AND DETAIL HE LEFT ENTIRELY ABANDONED I FUCKING HATE HOMESTUCK
I just saw a preview thing where you see a pic on someone's blog but it's all small so I clicked on it thinking it was my girl ur local spiral horned goddess of death and smiles but no it was poorim and lemme tell u I was very disappointed
Me: "I'm just gonna block the people that start shit"
Me: blocks like a million people
Me: "okay I'll pick a little bit of a fight and THEN block them"
"OH YOU BETTER PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY BEFORE THEY CATCH YOU" bellows one of my coworkers, ensuring that I am indeed caught and dragging the attention of everyone in the area to me. "THEY'LL MAKE YOU PUT IT IN YOUR LOCKER," she shouts. "SERIOUSLY YOU'D BETTER PUT THAT AWAY NOW. OH LOOK HERE'S [manager] NOW!" she continues to holler as I send a quick gtg text.
Concept: lesbian Allura who will never ever ever get with L//ance because he's a disrespectful turd who has never touched a drop of Respecting Women Juice in his life