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Blocking the kl*nce tag will cure the patient

#Klance hate #I DON'T EVEN HATE IT. THE FANS ARE JUST ANNOYING. WHATEVER

I legit saw a post once accusing Voltron of queerbaiting it’s fans because it keeps hinting that K/lance will be canon but won’t actually do it and I am Completely Fucking Baffled because where the Fuck has the show or it’s creators even suggested that K/lance is gonna happen like are we even watching the same show??? They didn’t even INTERACT during the ENTIRETY of the last season. Like it’s fine if you are shipping something based off a few moments, believe me I’ve shipped couples with less, but don’t accuse creators of queerbaiting when they aren’t just ‘cuz you can’t tell the difference between canon and fandom.

#I wonder if thier arms are tired from all that reaching #but for real are we even watching the same show??#I have neber seen those two jnteract in a way that would suggest romance #like Lance doesnt even LIKE Keith and its more or less constantly a dick to him #I have got to be missing something because every day I see people saying that its basically canon and Im just like ??? Where?????#anti-klance #ship hate #fandom wank #discourse #ship discourse #klance hate

por favor explicame como personas pueden emparejar keith y lance

quiero decir… no viste el show? son rivales. se odian el uno al otro

despiertanse, fans de klance. lo que ves entre ellos es tension y ira pero NO ES ROMANTICA, ESTA BIEN???

ustedes siempre hablan del show y de los personajes pero no prestaban ningun atencion a las relaciones canon <_<

#klance rant #anti klance #pro shaladin #klance hate #dont like dont read #celiah implica #celiah yourself

Hierarchy of klance discourse

shit discourse: klance is bad because Lance is abusive

okay discourse: klance is bad because many of Lance's insecurities revolve around Keith, and while that isn't Keith's fault it would still result in competition and infighting that would be unhealthy for the two of them

good discourse: klance is bad because it's an overdone, boring dynamic that is seen over and over again

advanced discourse: klance is bad because Lance is a wholly antagonistic and disrespectful character who has fostered an air of needless competition and excessive mutual dislike between the two of them. He is so obsessed with his own image that he repeatedly and intentionally disrespects Allura with continued empty flirtations, gives every other female-coded alien similar treatment, and has selected Keith as his "rival" purely because Keith was a good pilot and Lance feels that he has to have a male counterpart to fight with and show off to "the ladies" by defeating. The number of positive interactions between the two in canon are minimal at best, and klance shippers overlook the very real enmity between the two in favor of shipping the two lithe, conventionally attractive teenage boys together in an entirely out of character manner that makes the two of them sweet and sappy with each other with overwhelming frequency. Also, this "twinkshipping" that happens is a product of yaoi subculture, fetishizing mlm relations between two characters that girls and women in fandom themselves find sexually appealing. It is an unrealistic relationship dynamic based in the arousal of the viewer and nothing grounded in canon.

expert tier: klance is bad because Lance is very clearly the annoying Straight™ friend

god tier: klance is bad because Hunk isn't in it