#harriet why

[horatioandalice]

Harriet is eggnant -_-  I’m dosing her with calcium and keeping an eye on her and hopefully she’ll be okay.  If she hasn’t laid by tomorrow morning I’ll see about getting her to the vet, but my normal vet is closed until Wednesday for training purposes so if she does need a vet I have to drive 80 miles to St. Paul.  -_- 

[nullsilvally]

What people think owning a cockatiel is like:

“Giving Head scritches to your feathered pal, listening to them whistle a happy song, them always being cuddly and so cute

What owning a cockatiel is actually like:

Watching your tiel spend 5 mins trying to climb up the side of the bed rather than fly just so he can reach your feet and scream at them”

[martianwahtney]

I am attempting to write a Christmas letter to the precious cinnamon bun that is Allison, but there's not fcuking exclamation points on my typewriter??? How am I supposed to write a Christmas letter without exclamation points????

[nonsensicalart-blog]

Here's a really retarded interview that happened in west quay shopping centre,