Girls P22 Queens Cookies
TV SHOW: THE QUEENS GAMBIT COUPLE: BENNY X READER X BETH X HARRY RATING: FLIRTY + CUTE
"You girlies gonna be okay all alone?" Benny asks as he got his jacket on at the door
"We'll be fine, we're grown ups" I argued
"Maybe I should stay with them?" Harry encouraged
"No" Benny answered "I'm not thrilled about leaving them here because I know there gonna fucking sleep with each other, I leave you here the girls'll rip you apart," "Maybe I wanna be ripped apart"
"I know what you want harry" He smirked back
"we'll be fine you boys go, get us some nice presents from the store" Beth smiled
"Like?" Harry asked
"Wine!" I giggled
"If you girls are good" benny warned "No sex on my bed... Without me" He warned
"we won't" we giggled
"Good girls, we'll bring you something nice" benny winked
"see you soon girls" Harry smiled blowing us each a kiss before he scurried out the door with benny, and the moment the doors where shut
"You wanna have sex on benny's bed again?" I asked
"I fucking heard that y/n!" Benny yelled from the other side of the door as he locked it
"No, I'm still a little worn out. I'm getting passed around like a fuck toy between you three" she complained
"To be fair so am I,"
"I think I'll bake while there out give the boys something nice to come home to" she smiled
"That would be nice, yeah lets make out boys some nice cookies"
"Maybe we should get naked and cook in just little aprons"
"I think the boys would enjoy that" I smirked "and we would too" I smirked
"Come on then" she says so we got up and headed to the kitchen, we both got our clothes off leaving beth having only her bright hair, perfect make up, and a little blue apron, I smirked doing likewise but keeping my thigh highs on and a little black apron starting to make some cookies but as she handed me the bowel full of the cookie dough to stir while she sorted the oven I noticed as I stirred
"Beth?" "Yeah hun?"
"Is there... something in this?" I asked her
"Yeah, Weed" she says making me cough a little
"what?"
"Yeah, its fine" she shrugs
"You brought drugs with you? On a plane?"
"Yeah" she shrugs "Never been stopped before"
"Where did you get it?" I asked as we began sorting the cookies
"A know a guy in Kentucky, went to my Russian classes" she explained
"I see," I laughed "You're gonna feed it to the boys?"
"hell yeah"
"I'm in" I smirked "How do you pay?"
"I take drugs I let him fuck me in the ass?"
"Fair trade" I shrug "You should come up to napa and chill"
"I have heard you guys have good stuff"
"I should host a party?"
"A Party?"
"Yeah, get some good stuff in, some good wine, get everyone over, everyone can get nice and drunk, nice and stoned and then fuck each other"
"That does sound like a fun party" she shrugs "Like an orgy."
"Not like an orgy Beth. I have standards"
"Could Invite everyone have a big party"
"like? List me a guest list"
"well, You. It's your house. Me," "Got to have a second hot girl"
"Ohh thank you" she smiled giving me a kiss "Then benny"
"Got to have a good dick. who knows' what he's doing with it" "He does have such a good cock doesn't he?"
"He does, Just wish he'd stop walking around in that robe...damn thing makes me a swimming pool"
"I think he knows it does. He so has a thing for you"
"we all fuck beth"
"Yeah but... Benny like... likes you"
"No he doesn't we just very similar people, we both play chess, we both have a fuck it I do what I want mentality, and we both are horny as rabbits in mating season"
"You do, you're both way hornyier then me and harry"
"... I can't argue with that, who else?"
"Harry of course"
"Got to have a slow ride to balance out the action"
"He's so sweet"
"He is, together... they are good. they should make a prono together"
"Harry and benny?"
"Yes"
"I would buy it"
"Everyone would buy it those two are hot as shit"
"Okay, and we would have to have townes"
"... Ohh shit yeah, I would adore a benny, harry and townes fuck"
"Oooohh I hadn't even thought about it. I just wanted to fuck him But yes, god yes,"
"That would be porno worthy"
"It would, Chess federation would be mad though"
"so what? make royalties on that bad boy"
"true"
"Then... we would have to have Jolene over?"
"Ohh yeah, too many white people. Add some chocolate to the cookie" I winked
"Then if we are having Jolene we could always have clio,"
"Yeah, I wanna have that little French madam between me and benny"
".... damn."
"what?" "I'm in to watch"
"Ohh we have to have Matt and Mike in this"
"Totally, Maybe Benny's chess friends too?"
"Well if we have one set we might as well as them to"
"This is a big party"
"Be fun though"
"Anyone I'm missing?"
"Benny, Harry, you, me, matt, mike, towens, Jolene, Clio, the chess boys, Uhhh I don't think so?"
"Sound fun, I will get planning" I smirked as we finished off the cookies putting them on a nice plate
"Ohh my ..." Harry says as he came in with a few bags of the shopping "what is that smell? Smells like Beth's house?"
"ohh my fucking god" Benny sighed as he came into the flat "You two better not have had sex in here again!"
"we didn't have sex, we made you cookies" I smiled
"Cookies? ohh alright then" He shrugs as the two brought the shopping over to the kitchen "Do you put cinnamon in them or something? I can't work out what that smell is" He says taking a cookie "Eh they taste good so who cares" He shrugs
Harry instantly took like four from Beth and started nipping at them "Ummm these are delicious" He smiled "and you girls look beautiful" he smiled giving us each a kiss and beth a cuddle
"You do girls, you two should dress up like this everyday" Benny smiled giving me a cuddle too kissing my cheek "Those cookies really are good, and I am super fucking hungry" he says having another I happily took some getting my dress back as I was starting to feel the chill,
a while later darkness crept across new york the windows of benny's apartment dark, the few little lights flickering as they often did, the record player spinning slowly and quietly a little tune, harry laid with a pillow on his head, Beth sat on the leather chair playing with a chess piece in her hands, Benny sat leant against the wall to his bedroom sat with the window just above his head, I laid my head on his shoulder and nuzzled his arm the most sober of anyone as I had only had two cookies.
"Y/n?"
"Yes benny?"
"are my hands moving?"
"....No there not sweetie" I giggled as he was sat completetly still
"Oooohh.... I thought they where" He says "Are they moving now?"
"No"
".... Ooohh nooo" He says "I'M DEAD!" he yelped
"No no benny-" I tried to reassure him "I'm dead! no not again! Why do I keep dieing! I don't pick it on purpose everything I like they kill me! I don't wanna die again! I like being alive!" He whines "I don't wanna die anymore!" He cried
"Awww it's okay benny, you're not going to die anymore, it's okay" I smiled giving him a cuddle as he cried
"You've not died before benny it's okay" "I always die! I die in everything!"
"Benny how many cookies have you had?" "six"
"Ohh no" "this is literally like the first time I haven't died"
"I feel like... at some point... I was fat. and there was magic afoot" Harry says
"Yeah I was dead, and he was around the magic man" Benny explained
"I think... I killed someone" Beth mutters "Y/n? did I kill someone?"
"No beth you have not killed someone"
"But I remember it. there was a goat involved"
"Yeah! I remember that Beth, you had a goat and blood everywhere!" harry explained
"what- what are you guys talking about?" I asked
"Y/n?"
"Yes benny?"
"Now are my hands moving?"
"No there not sweetheart" I told him
".... oooohh... are my wings moving?"
"why- why do- you don't have wings benny"
"But I'm a dragon."
"Benny, your not a dragon, your a people" I told him
"No!" He whines "Dragon, I have big wings, and I'm blue and I give fire kisses" He smiled hugging me tightly and kissing all over me
"Benny- your not a dragon. harry help me out here!"
"No no he's a dragon. I saw it. he was a good dragon" harry explained
"I wanna be... a like 18th century lady... with huge boobs"
"I saw that, you looked good" Harry told her "good nightie... gave me a bonner"
"Okay, I think it's bed time" I sighed getting up picking benny up and throwing him on my shoulder
"wait! hold up! you can lift benny?" beth asked
"He's not heavy" I laughed "Mother fucker has a BMI of Two, Maybe. when soaking wet" I laughed bouncing him on my hip like a baby "He's not heavy"
".... I Love you y/n but I highly protest to being carted around like an infant"
"I wanna be carted around like an infant" harry says rising his hand
"Nooooo my y/n" Benny whines hugging me tightly nuzzling into my hair "My y/n"
"Okay you're going to bed before you eat any more cookies and really start being a problem" I sighed
"Maybe I two scoops was too much per cookie" Beth says
"Too much of what?" benny asks making me put him down before it clicked "Ohh my fucking god. Elizabeth harmon, you better not have smoked weed in my fucking house!"
"we didn't smoke it" Beth shrugs "we baked it into the cookies"
"Weed cookies?" harry asked curiously
"No, no, no You guys my land lord is going to kill me!" he complained "He explicitly said no drug taking. he mentioned it like sixteen times"
"that seems excessive" I laughed
"he has a lot of weird rules.... how many have I had?"
"six"
"So thats?" he asks
"Two scoops per cookie, so... benny has had Twelve scoops" she explained "How big where the scoops?" I asked her as she was the one who put them in
"about a cup" she shrugs
"I have consumed twelve cups of weed!" He yelped "... I'm gonna die" "You won't die I've done more then that" she says
"I've never done drugs before beth!"
"...how did it take you this long to realize you where high?" Harry asks
"I was seeing though dimensions"
"where you where a dragon for some reason"
"There was a dragon ,and it talked like me okay" he explained "so every time I've got hungry I have another cookie and the weed makes me more hungry so I have more cookies, I ate six weed cookies..."" "How many have you had harry?" I asked
"Nine" He answered
".... so eighteen scoops" I laughed
"Ooooohhhh... thats why I keep thinking one of you is giving me a blow job, but then ins't" "How many have you had beth?" I asked
".....five, but I have a higher tolerance" "I've had two, so I'm fine" I laughed "I think we should just sit, and wait it out" I explain as we all got cosy close to each other
"Hey? Beth?" Harry whispered "you wanna know a secret?"
"Yeah" she giggled
".... I masturbated to you. Not long after we met"
"You wanna know a secret?" she asks "I met up with the chess club I first plaid against when I was a kid... and I fucked each of them"
"ooohh" I giggled "you wanna know a secret?"
"Yeah" they all giggled
"I got called a dragon once"
"why?" Benny asks
"I liked to start fires, when I was little" I smiled
"why?" harry asks
"It was fun"
"Is that why you got a dragon tattooed on you?" Beth asks
"Ummm" I nodded "I wanted to take that word away from people who hurt me, made it my word. set all those fuckers on fire"
"why did you like fire?" harry asks
"Fire's cool. its warm, its pretty, destroys evidence. I don't know I like it" I smiled
"I didn't kn? ow you had a dragon tattoo" Benny says
"... how many times have we had sex? How many times have you seen me naked?
"... I wasn't aware I needed to keep track" "Damn we should! could get like reward cards every tenth sex gets a blow job or something" Beth giggled
"I like that, but not right now" I laughed
"How have you never noticed my tattoo benny?"
"I'm not usually paying attention to your arm and shoulder... of all the places when your naked it's not an area I tend to look at"
"why not?"
"Because boobs, and pussy! would would I be looking at arms?" he complained trying to eat another cookie but I stopped him,
"I need a nap" Beth says moving to lay on harry the two falling asleep almost instantly
"Do you have a secret benny?" I asked
"I do" He nods nuzzling on my shoulder "I love you"
"You've said benny" I smiled petting his hair
"No, I do... I really love you, I was a little disappointed when Beth turned up to. I kinda wanted us to be alone, so we could go on a nice date, play chess together, make love in my bed" He smirked between kisses up my neck "I love you sugar"
"Awww Benny, I love you too" I smiled giving him a cuddle "You won't remember a word of this tomorrow you get some rest okay, we'll talk about it soon"
