#harryjamcs

[lordgolden]

I like to think that the cas/daphne thing was just supposed to be commentary on the deeply broken american healthcare system. There’s no other country where you’d have to marry that weird man you found on a riverbank to make sure he isn’t bankrupted by getting the medical care he needs.

i haven’t seen s7 in years, but this definitely tracks

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

Sirius: I need that bed.

James: Why?

Sirius: Because I need it.

James: Why?

Sirius: Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they would attack this bed first, so I need that bed.

James: So you're saying that you want me to get murdered first?! In front of you? And then what would you do? Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?!

Sirius: Uh, sort of, that was the plan, yeah. I need that bed! I need it, so.

James: You know what, Padfoot?! You get murdered first for once!

Sirius: No, you get murdered first!

[hulahoopingholt]

Did you see that crazy ex girlfriend is doing a live tour????? I just found out and I’m super pumped about it!!!!!

YES I’M SO EXCITED!!!!!!! My friend and I have already decided we’re going. I never dreamed they’d a) do an actual tour and b) come to a city close to me, so this is honestly the dream.

[incorrect-harry-potter-quotes]

Hermione Granger: Not now, Chiphunk.

Cormac McLaggen: Chiphunk?

Harry Potter: She thinks you look like a giant buff chipmunk.

Cormac McLaggen: I’ll take it.

[lordgolden]

33 for spotify wrapped!

33. Liability (Reprise)- Lorde

all i did all year was listen to melodrama 24/7 lmao 

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

Harry! What were you thinking? What you did was impulsive, capricious, and melodramatic! But it was also wrong.

Sirius Black

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

Remus: James told you your plan was a failure?

Sirius: Basically, yeah.

Remus: Oh well, what did he say?

Sirius: He told me to come back to him once I had a clearer idea of what my plan was.

Remus: And then he told you it was a failure?

Sirius: Well no, not like that. Not exactly.

Remus: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure out when he called your plan a failure.

Sirius: Okay, maybe he didn't call my plan a failure, - but it was insinuated.

Remus: Okay. So you know that I think your plan is a good idea, and you know that I mean that, because I'm incapable of faking sincerity. I'm also just incapable of sincerity in general.

Sirius: Okay, you know what, I'm going through it right now, and I actually think that I might've been the one that insinuated that my plan was a failure.

Remus: Wait, *you* blew something out of proportion?

[incorrectmarauderquotes]

Remus: (watching James do something stupid) You want me to go yell at him?

Lily: Yes. Actually, yeah, that would be great.

Remus: Oh, no, no, no. I was just kidding. I never yell. Even when I'm mad I just push it down really deep. And then I wake up in the middle of the night, panicked and sweaty for no reason.