Hey, I missed you:P ALL the numbers (yeah, this is how much I missed you:P) >:}
You're an ass :P I missed you too though *kiss*
I will compromise and do all the odd numbers as I've already been asked a few and want to save some for other askers
1. What's the worst fanfic you've ever written/have thought about writing?
All of them, they were all terrible ideas. Um, I have a number of embarrassing adolescent fantasies, completely PWP and some of them not very smooth or edited on my deviantART account. Some of them are entirely crack and for personal fulfillment. I did write one gory, abusive one though which I regret bitterly, did not enjoy.
Worst idea for a fanfic? Well, there's always the bad old days of real world/LOTR crossover. Or multi-fandom crossovers, those are usually embarrassing as hell. Er... making the Doctor and the Master actually talk out their problems, that's usually a terrible idea. It takes great skill to even try to do that well.
Oh wait, there was my idea for a Doctor Who musical... that... that probably takes the cake.
3. Copy paste a line from the first smutty fanfic you wrote or fess up to a sexual fantasy you have about a character.
First? O___O If I can find it... *goes rummaging in the annals of internet lore, best forgotten*
Okay, this is the earliest I can pinpoint. June 23rd, 2010 was my first published R-rated fic. Oh my...
The Doctor dragged him into the TARDIS, conveniently forgetting to take off the handcuffs. Since Jack had sort of destroyed it, it was completely safe now, though not quite up to long trips or anything. The Master grumbled as the Doctor pushed him into... his bedroom? Now that was odd.
Let us rapidly move on.
We did 5.
7. What is your fandom guilty pleasure?
Augh, so many, Amnesia is prolly the biggest though, My amnesia kink knows no bounds. Especially in Doctor Who fandom, I just... I can't help it. I'm also a big fan of body-hopping, whether on purpose or convenient plot hole, I don't really care. Caligula!Master is a beautiful thing and you can't take him from me. Also body switching, while we're at it. C'mon, you know Doctor/Master bodyswitching is to die for, you know it is. I also like my share of teenfic Theta/Koschei which I guess is technically underage mostly ^^; Hard to say with Time Lords. Sex pollen is another big tick. It's the sci-fi kink among kinks, you can't be in a sci-fi fandom without that trope coming up, it's the law. Um... those are the big ones I think ^^; well, the big nerdy ones I should say ^^;
9. Describe the first time you read a smutty fanfic. What ship was it and what kinks were involved?
The million dollar question! I do love telling this story.
I was 11. I was in the basement on my father's computer which was at the time our only computer (that has expanded to 4 plus laptops). It was an Aragorn/Legolas fic and it was a COMPLETE accident. I was on this great LOTR fansite Arwen Undomiel, which had a sister POTC site, and this was when only the first movie was out, mind, before everything exploded, and I was looking around in their guest book. Well, I found this geocities site, which as you might guess is no longer operable, with this great fan art. Some of it was funny, some of it was for fandoms I knew nothing about, and some of it was GORGEOUS. There were these stunning illustrations of Legolas. One of them had a link to the fic which had inspired it. It was dual titled, I forget the first part, but the second was "A King May Command..." and when I clicked on it I paid no attention tot the clearly labeled rating. Fortunately, the fic very politely began by explaining the title which I was very curious about, and it talked about this Dunedain clause where the king of the men of Westerness was allowed to take an Elven consort (now that I'm much older I recognize one of the oldest plot devices in the book) and I was expecting Arwen to turn up, conveniently forgetting it was a picture of Legolas that got me here and one thing lead to another and... you can bet it wasn't what I was expecting. And yet... I couldn't stop reading. I knew I should stop, my good girl sensibilities were screaming at me that I was going to get in SO much trouble if mom and dad found out and that this was most improper (I was very good about propriety you see) but my fingers wouldn't stop scrolling, I had to know.
Well, I think I was in a state of shock for 24 hours after that. After the shock passed, I tried reading it again because the first time had been this explosive haze of emotion and sensation. And it had awakened some kind of craving I wasn't yet fully aware of. The second time I was quite nervous about being discovered though. But it was SO good I had to read it a third time the day after that and by then I was well and truly hooked and on the path of no return : |
And that children, is how Auntie Lemon lost her innocence and sold her soul for a bucket of smutty slash to the devil.
Skipping 11 we did that one too.
13. Ever been caught reading smut/writing smut/drawing smut/looking at smutty drawings?
Ah ha, remember how I just said we had one computer at the time? That we all shared? And I didn't yet have a clue about clearing internet history even though I had memorized the HTML to this treasure trove long ago? Welp : | Given all of that, mom eventually found out, though it was years after I had been frequenting this site. And she forbade me from reading anymore of it. However, given my parents weren't into parental controls very much, I just became sneakier about how I got my fix. I was mortified at the time though and absolutely terrified she would tell my father, who I knew would be even less pleased that my mother to find I was reading about gay sex. Fortunately, my mother spared me that nightmare and I believe has either forgotten entirely about the occurrence or will take my secret to her grave.
15. Oh shit you croaked without getting rid of the fandom stuff you saved to your computer. What's your next of kin or friend going to find when they turn on your computer?
Welp, I think my parents know what NSFW stands for and will stay out of that folder of pictures. I don't think my parents care enough to rifle through my document folders labeled RP and Fic. My bookmarks... *clears throat* well, if you aren't looking too closely they look perfectly innocent so we can only hope that if they wipe and sell my computer, they don't have to go through file by file : | If not, I will turn over in my grave and blush in embarrassment at the whole dreary situation.
