The secret of the infinite is that it’s blue.
(pavlo was floating alone, meditating and contemplating the world when a stranger in a prismatic technicolored outfit and hat; which covered their face so you can’t see it. Approached him.)
rainbow hat: excuse me.
Pavlo: yes my son.
rainbow hat: I’m told. . . You know everything.
Pavlo: ah! Are you seeking the secret of existence?
rainbow hat: that will do, for a start.
Pavlo: *chuckle* the secret of existence is to distain earthly ties, from the illusion of material worth and seek oneness with the infinite.
rainbow hat: oh i've seen the infinite, it's. . . nothing special.
pavlo: don't be daft, you can't see the infinite, it's. . . infinite.
rainbow hat: . . . i have.
pavlo: alright then. . . what did it look like?
rainbow hat: it's blue.
pavlo: it's black.
rainbow hat: it's blue.
pavlo: it's black.
rainbow hat: from the outside it's blue, believe me.
pavlo: look. . . my son, what exactly is it that you want, i haven't got all day.
rainbow hat: why do things have to be the way they are?
pavlo: ah. . . uh. . . wwwweeeellll umm. . . mmm. . .
rainbow hat: you don't know do you.
pavlo: not. . . exactly, the whole thing is meant to be a mystery see.
rainbow hat: oh well then i will ask you a simpler question, how do humans forget?
pavlo: forget what?
rainbow hat: anything. . . i remember everything. . . do you understand?
pavlo: well. . . traditionally the ways, of forgetting include drinking the waters of some magical river or other, joining the Klatchian Foreign Legion or ahh. . . inviting vast amounts of alcohol!
rainbow hat: aaahhhh yes~
pavlo: but alcohol debilities the body and is a poison to the soul!
rainbow hat: sounds good to me~~












