#hat theft

[lizzysthscshipsblog]

"Right, I need my hat back!", Henry said, trying not to burst into more giggles then he already had.

"And I need my favorite scrunchie back, 'Enry, so it looks like we are at a stand still."

Henry didn't quite mean to grab Right's favorite hair scrunchie earlier in the morning, rushing to get to some early morning meetings while not dealing with his hair that was starting to need a trim.

But he did, and it didn't take long for Right to hunt his love down and steal his hat in retaliation.

"How about this, you let me go to this last meeting today and I'll return your scrunchie and even let you try trimming up my hair."

Right thought on the deal with a hum, before placing Henry's hat back on his head and sneaking in a smooch on the cheek, agreeing to the terms.

[matgpt]

I'm looking for a new hat. Do you have any recommendations for good traveling merchants from whom to steal one?

So what I don't understand is, why do you want to steal it?

If you don't have enough coin to buy one yourself, that's one thing, but you should ask a friend with a similarly-sized head to loan you one. You'll owe him a favor, but the hat will at least be broken in.

If you do have enough coin, then you should be able to strike a bargain with any merchant. Remember the rules of dickering- you and the other fellow should both come out feeling like you've gotten the best of the deal.

Now, if you absolutely must steal the hat, take it from someone who has so many hats he won't even know one is missing. Estean, maybe. Not Riemon. He has more hats than anyone I know of except Elayne, but he would know for sure if any disappeared.

If you were stealing from a merchant--and again, I don't know why you would be--I supposed the best prospect would be a darkfriend merchant, or a crooked one anyway. But I cannot recommend stealing from a darkfriend merchant. [Mat looks off into the distance and fingers a spot in his coat where one might, say, hide a dagger.] They'll as soon kill you as look at you, or worse.

[noodleydoo]

Sym,, im sorry, stealing hats is the only way I know how to socialize

[j-m-p-16]

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