
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
almost home

Product Placement
Xuebing Du

JVL

Kiana Khansmith
dirt enthusiast
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

#extradirty
One Nice Bug Per Day
Cosmic Funnies

Discoholic 🪩
Game of Thrones Daily
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Andulka
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Love Begins
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@j-m-p-16
Level of respect a class of teens I have to teach art to have for me when I walk in: 0%
Level of respect after I draw sasuke from memory on the whiteboard: beyond anything you could possibly imagine
the true reason i rarely teach classes is to keep my ego at bay
see her loud
now see her quiet
The full saga of Margie and the Nuns (so far). Realised I never compiled these in one place.! Also, bonus Margies!
snoopy of the day
This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed
There is no way this is a porno
This is the best porno there has ever been.
The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person
I hope today someone is in the lucky 10,000 and sees this for the first time.
ACT UP, 1990
all powerscaling is dumb as everyone knows the strongest character in fiction is mr rogers in a bloodstained sweater as per the prophecy of 2006
Blue moon
#Please little bird
I love that the modern-day tumblr post equivalent of chain emails only requires me to reblog a relatively pleasant image instead of forward an email to a bunch of my friends and family members to quell my raging anxiety.
It’s a win win. I get a bit of hope, you get a cute birb photo
do people who only know doctor who via fandom osmosis know that dr. who is dating the time machine
i forgot to mention the time machines in the show aren't actually machines but sentient and often organic nightmare dimensions. hope this clears some things up.
none of you are prepared for whats going on in doctor who
Excuse me, they are not dating, that is his WIFE
@funnier-when-objectum
Justin McElroy talking about accessibility in live theatre (June 9, 2019)
“Art is happening everywhere all of the time” but an awful lot of it seems to only ever happen in New York and London, doesn’t it?
John Waters photographed by Christopher Myers in Baltimore Magazine for his 80th birthday, 22 April 2026.
Toothpaste tablets are Batesian mimics of escitalopram. Both are technically chewable, but one tastes like spearmint and the other tastes like motor oil.
Quick question
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I forgot it was actually English breakfast tea
I think I need to start enforcing a bed time on myself. I just put two frozen mice to thaw in my tea.
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How do you
How do you make that mistake
Decide you want tea. Fill the kettle and start boiling water. Place a mug on the kitchen counter and put a teabag in it. Remember you are going to feed the snakes this afternoon. Go get the mouse-thawing-cup and put it on the counter. Hear the kettle about to boil and pour some of the almost-boiling water into your mug. Remember the snakes. Open the freezer and get out two frozen mice. Remember how excited you are to have tea. Go back to the counter and put the mice in your mug of hot tea.
So THIS is what the advanced level of “I drank from my mug of paint water” looks like.
question: did the snakes get tea mice or no
Turns out my snakes love the taste of English breakfast tea.