ozzy osbourne died and trisha paytas legally named her son aquaman??? i hate it here

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ozzy osbourne died and trisha paytas legally named her son aquaman??? i hate it here
Based on one particular post from @bitsandbobsofwriting (but like- different) which I will look for and link eventually
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Arthur: How can we be sure that the goddesses truly did what they said?
Freshly immortal Leon: While I don't think they lied to me, some assurance would be most appreciated.
Goddess person: alright fine, I'll show you.
*Poof!*
20th!Century Merlin & Leon *dressed in bright pink clothes on their way to see the Barbie movie*: IM A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOORLLDDD! LIFE IN PLASTIC, ITS FAN- HOLY FUCK
Future!Merlin: Leon am I hallucinating again?
Future!Leon: I have no idea.
Everyone from the past: THE FUCK??
walk into work feelin alright and my assistant immediately tells me that one of our band instructors and a student got into an argument and now I have to mediate to ensure no more students drop out of the program. AND lesson enrollment is low and it's budget season and summer camp program drafts are due in a week
me: i'm gonna write tonight! proceeds to write two things. okay, I'm in the groove.
me: orrrrrrrrrr.... you could organise your tags alphabetically and by character franchise.
and once again teachers will continue to be on the frontlines, protecting the children and themselves from illness, guns, and anything else that may wreak havoc on them, all while shaping the minds of the future generation while fighting against reduced attention spans and increasing use of AI, and continuing to be grossly underpaid and undervalued.
god. i gotta stop be so fucking fig coded.
Being an artist honestly kinda sucks because for no reason at all, drawing becomes so difficult and you can only manage a few scribbles before being so burnt out and tired that you just don’t do anything for the rest of the day and then it goes on for weeks