#hate kids

[acornwinter]

Devil in Disguise...but not.

Part 2 of part 1 !

You stared at the child hugging you waist, you were tense, and frankly; horrified.

"Um...hello there..." you lightly pushed the child away from you in pure disgust.

"Hi!" The child wagged his tail in interest as the Tweels and their God forsaken boss waltzed in, "Ah, Cheka, fancy seeing you here," Jade gave his signature smile to the cub.

"Lucifer, this is Leona's nephew," Azul stared at you, he knows of your hatred for affection and touch, so he wonders how you act around Cheka: Who is known for being extremely affectionate and very adorable.

"The failed king? This...is his nephew?" you flicked your hand toward Cheka in distaste, "Yep! This is the little snapper!" Floyd rushed around you happily.

Cheka smiled up at you, "Your name is Lucifer? Like...the devil?' you smiled, a smile filled with pure evil, "Why of course! I am the devil, that is I. Lucifer Morningstar~"

"That's so cool!"

Silence filled the room as you stared at this tiny being in complete confusion, then you pouted and turned away from Cheka.

Shaking your head whilst walking away, you mumbled, "Children are hideous little creatures, terrible, taxing burdens,"

Azul followed you because by no means should you be saying that especially in front of a child, Cheka just tilted his head while the Tweels were chuckling behind him.

Now they slightly see how much you hate children and the concept of them.

[incorrectfrogs]

sprig: Do you wanna hear a joke?

polly: No

sprig: Yes you do, so a horse walks into a bar-

[nelliefrommars]

😏😏😏😏😏

[isrustandstardust]

It's sunday, I hope to have a nice day alone working on my illustrations, getting ready for my next interview or for my first podcast.

But no, my house is filled with fuckin' KIDS, not my kids, but noisy, messy, whining kids.

I hate kids, don't want them, don't want to spend time with them.

I'm opening a bottle of wine, maybe if I get drunk I'll be pleasent enough.

[dreamingbutts]

Look I fucking hate kids. But if a kid says hello to me in the store I'll be nothing but super happy to tell that kid hello back. I might hate my life but I want that kid to know that theres people out there that will be just as happy to say hi to them

[stonecoldbabyy]

I love mom shorts and mom jeans sm I might as well be one 😏

[hopen4e]