incorrect amphibia quotes!!

incorrect quotes, art, and amphibia posts / avatar by @sebastiowu!

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hello! we're incorrectfrogs, an account dedicated to incorrect quotes from the cartoon amphibia.

this account is run by two mods, mod marcy and mod sasha.

mod marcy is an adult and uses she/her pronouns. her posts are tagged #mod marcy.

mod sasha is a minor and uses she/her pronouns. her posts are tagged #mod sasha.

due to the age of amphibia's characters and its target audience we will not post or accept submissions with any suggestive/nsfw content.

tagging system

looking for a specific type of post? our tagging system is as follows

all incorrect quotes are tagged with #amphibia, #amphibia incorrect quotes, and #incorrect quotes

the individual characters are tagged with their full name (if known) when mentioned in a quote

any ships implied in the quote are tagged with the most common name used for the ship

#newtopia news is used for general news about amphibia

#wartwood town archives is used to feature fan art we like

#wartwood message wall is used for miscellaneous amphibia posts

#blog meta is used for posts about the blog itself

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i found your post on pinterest!

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no way we're famous

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polly: and this is what the cool kids would call a "boom box"

ally: why is it ticking

polly: :)

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marcy: Did it hurt? When I told you to Google it and I was right?

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sprig: I licked a mailbox once.

anne: ...Why did you lick a mailbox, Sprig?

sprig: Because truth or dare is serious when you're 11.

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anne: In your little brain, how do you see this ending?

sprig: I see it ending badly.

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Not all your life decisions have to be smart. Some can be purely for cinematic value.

Sprig Plantar

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anne: Sasha, did Grime not teach you anything that DOESN’T involve violence?

sasha: Of course he did.

sasha: But I like hitting things.

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sasha: Not huge on anime and i’ve never heard a vocaloid song in its entirety but every time i see miku i’m like yeah baby it’s miku that’s my friend miku

marcy: it’s my pal miku from songs!

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sasha: I play rhythm games on mute while listening to a completely different song

anne: You need to see a doctor

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anne, to hop pop: She's in the kitchen again…

marcy, reading a recipe: “Beat three eggs.” In what? Hand to hand combat?

hop pop: GET. HER. OUT.

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Lady Olivia, to Marcy: You can't have it all, Marcy. This is not a fairy tale. This is not a story where some froggy godmother will suddenly appear and grant your wishes. This is how things go in real life. You have to take chances and make sacrifices. And you choose which one is best for you. Pretty simple.

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Sprig: That's the dumbest plan I've ever heard.

Sasha: You're the dumbest plan I've ever heard!

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Having three friends is a lot of work.

Marcy Wu

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sasha: It’s kinda hot out for a leather jacket

anne: I look rad.

sasha: You look pallid and sick.

anne: Sick as fuck.

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I’m buffgirlsexual. No attraction unless you can bench press me.

Marcy Wu

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marcy: Okay listen…

marcy: Your vibes were off at Applebees….