#hateboners

[uncertainwish]

i mean, you can have that one, mccann. i guess you’re owed it after the HBP 

[racetrackthehiggins]

do you ever look down at your shoes, with all their swirly embellishments, and think, "harry hart would be disappointed in me," because I do

[charming-gremlin]

hateboners replied to your post “so i did a lot of laundry yesterday and spent a lot of the day…”

No rowboat!! that’s so great!!! i need to do laundry so badly i am v impressed

thanks!! im pretty impressed w myself too ngl :P 

[racetrackthehiggins]

hateboners replied to your post:someone not naming any names bennet hateboners​...

I love you!!!!

CLEARLY NOT ENOUGH

[racetrackthehiggins]

someone not naming any names bennet hateboners​ got me sick (like an asshole)

[racetrackthehiggins]

here is what i know about the 100. i know john mulaney...john...birdy? murphy? john birdphy is trash. i know there is someone named bellamy. i know two girls make out. there is a blonde girl--is she clarke? there’s bucky barnes they make out once, or some times. there was an ark and people did stuff on it before but no one knows what bird did because he’s such trash his job wasn’t even well defined. i know people have armies and when clarke and bucky met bucky was like you set people on fire and clarke was like you sent them to kill us and she was like damn this girl isn’t taking shit from me or my eye liner and then they kissed. but nobody will kiss bird and that’s why he’s so mad.

the 100 according to my drunk friend nisa who has never watched the show

[racetrackthehiggins]

literal the last 100 posts in my drafts folder are smallville/clex get ready for a terrible spam at some point i’m sorry i’m weak

[racetrackthehiggins]

you got drunk and texted me "ok, but superman" 18 times

testimonial about gabe racetrackthehiggins