ojovivo
$LAYYYTER
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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oozey mess
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
tannertan36
Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER
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@theartofmadeline
occasionally subtle
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Misplaced Lens Cap
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Three Goblin Art
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
titsay
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@charming-gremlin
Toni Morrison? Alice Walker? Zora Neale Hurston? Ralph Ellison? James Baldwin? Lorraine Hansbury? Maya Angelou? Octavia Butler? Langston Hughes? Bell Hooks? Many many many many others? Go fuck yourself you lazy, anti-intellectual asshole
here's a list by Book Riot of 100 classics by non-white authors
Everyone on twitter is arguing against the terfs demonizing phalloplasty and top surgery by saying the scars fade and the flesh regrows over time, but has anyone considered that scars are cool and having huge, discolored, incredibly noticeable scars is based
scarification did not emerge as a beautifying & spiritual practice across the most varied human cultures for you clowns to go "scars are yucky", you absolute fools
ghostbat
[Image Description: A screenshot of a chat between two people. The phone number at the top and name in the chat have been crossed out by neon blue lines.
Left: I’m moving and found a black machete under my bed. Is this yours?
Right: Who is this?
Left: [Name redacted]
Right: Bro I ain’t even talked to you in 6 years and this is how you get in touch [Skull emoji]
Left: well you’re the only person I can think of that might leave a machete at my house
Right: Wait is it a Ka-bar?
Left: hold on I’ll look Second message: yes
Right: Okay yeah that’s mine Second message: How have you not looked under your bed in six years??
Left: I feel like that’s really not the most important question here
/End description.]
Jack Black performs "We're Men in Tights" live for Mel Brooks and Michelle and barrack Obama
Finding this clip out of context while looking for the soundtrack felt like a fever dream.
this is the most important kennedy center honors bit ever
little man you are straight up going nowhere
bitches be like “i love milfs/dilfs 🤪” and then get mad when someone over 30 is like. on the internet
☝️ guy behind can you pet the dog. not only disengaged completely but also immediately went FUUUUCK YOU on his personal. king shit.
10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board
So as an Antarctic expert I need to add to this that we had not in fact been to Antarctica when it was named. The ancient Greeks decided that because there was an Arctic at the top of the world, with bears, there had to be an opposite at the other end, without bears. Which is kind of ridiculous except that the fuckers were dead on
Would you rather be trapped as:
A hawk (semi-permanent)
A caterpillar (temporary)
A human (permanent until a gamer needs you)
A cannibal centipede (permanent)
A seven-foot lizard (permanent until you come back as a ghost)
A whale (permanent)
A rat (permanent)
This is great! It tells me I have seven votes, but it does NOT tell me what they are.
Oh I have to vote to see it??? I must skew the results to reveal them???
tumblr is taking a brave stance on the myth of neutrality i see
God, these people are stupid.
jesus christ are these guys for real
it occurs to me that some people on this site won't understand due to being too young, so let me illustrate with Pink Floyd's most famous album cover from their most famous album
it's literally just a reference to this
History Posts You Should Always Fact-Check: a non-exhaustive list
- “here’s the Secret Real Meaning behind this piece of traditional media!”
- “here’s the Secret One Single Practical/Biological/Oppression-Related Reason a certain clothing style or garment got popular!”
- (see above, but also for “etiquette rule” or “pattern of behavior”)
- “here’s the Secret Lone Person Responsible For A Widespread Social Issue or Form of Systemic Oppression!”
- “here’s the Secret Worldwide Conscious Conspiracy Being Enacted By All Modern Historians To Keep You From Knowing About [insert historical topic here]!”
What should King Solomon do?
Give baby to first lady
Give baby to second lady
Secret third option
How many years have you CONSECUTIVELY been on tumblr?
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#world’s gayest detective
we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment
