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[anotherisodope]

Fallout villains and me

Me, dragging a character I love to hate kicking and screaming through an arc where he’s forced to confront the loss of everything he knows, overcome his brainwashing and face what he’s done in intimate and unavoidable detail: hahaha fuck you Vulpes this is so much fun

Tumblr rando: OMG you like VULPES INCULTA what is wrong with you

Me: wat

[ihateresumewriting]

[Part 5] Craft The Perfect Summary

[Part 5] Craft The Perfect Summary | reddit.com/r/HateResumeandCV

In your resume, the average recruiter will only read 40% of it.

You can bet that most will read the summary to your resume as it is the first bit they actually see. ATS might even use it as your assesment in some cases.

If your summary sucks people ain’t going to hang around, it is the decision to read or leave.

First, you want to start your summary by alerting your targeted audience to the goals and achievements your resume will cover. Right away you are giving the hiring manager the opportunity to make a decision to continue.

Is it their biggest pain point? Do they sometimes have the problem? If it isn’t applicable they may decide to leave. That is ok, we can’t please everyone.

When you state the goal be bold!

I will mention the problems that resume writers face and the problems that this posts aims to solve.

Next, is to alert them that there is a goal you want to achieve and let them know you are going to share it with them.

If you do this you are halfway there. The other half includes adding personality, humor or controversy to your summary.

You want to be personable so that your audience can relate to you, your case is not unique but the way you cover it is.

If you don’t inject you then it’s just the same as every other bland resume on the position.

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Summary in Iceland

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[Part 3] How To Write A Resume: Start With A Plan

When you do this brain dump (I got this idea from Hubspot here) audio or video there is going to be a lot of crap floating around and somewhere in there will be the beginnings of your next resume.

The good news is that you have enough content to create a rough structure for your resume.

When listening back try and find the key points to the topic. For this post my rough outline included…

1 Brain Dump

2 Structured Plan

3 Make A More Polished Audio

4 Transcribe

5 Pretty It Up

6 Nothing goes to waste

As you go down through this advice you will clearly see these topics because all I have done is make them sound prettier.

All of these key points are here

Sometimes you will find topics that you have dragged out. You need to be smart and cut the crap out.

At this stage you have your outline, you know what needs to be covered. This is not enough because inside your head there is more golden nuggets for each of these topics.

It’s time to fluff the resume content up.

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Jon Winokur on Twitter

“I hate #writing. I love having written. DOROTHY PARKER #amwriting #writerslife”

Great quote - says it all.

[thespademusic]

Stuck at GA State with my bro @jrich_ssm an this class is boring as hell! Lmao #School #Boring #Class #State #GradSchool #CriminalJustice #CTW #HateSchool #HateWriting #SSM #WelcomeToTheParty

[lorensoren]

Procrastination

I have a paper due tomorrow at 4... I currently have 76 words of the needed 900. PLUS I have a friend coming to visit tomorrow so I must do it now... so therefore I am putting it off longer by writing this post. when is spring break??