The Samwell Team as stuff my bf did p.2
Bitty: accidentally ordered 50 cans of peaches instead of 5, sold them at school to make profit
Jack: once fought a goose to impress his s.o (me)
Ransom: once drunkenly cried bc his best friend said that he was "a good noodle"
Holster: Rapped the entire Hamilton Musical, continued to ask me out on our first date after he saw that it impressed me
Shitty: His chosen signature is a weed smoking illuminati sign
Lardo: Broke his thumb, continued to play beer pong (instead of going to the hospital)
Chowder: Got sent to the principals office, brought pizza with him
Nursey: screamed "CLOTHES DON'T HAVE A GENDER", while fistfighting in a skirt he borrowed from his s.O (again, me)
Dex: Stole a refrigerator from his neighbors (bc his grandpa dared him to)
Whiskey: Secretly loves polca music
Tango: Still speaks to his plants lovingly though they have all died in his care
