♈♋♑♌♉♊Signs♒♍♎♓♏♐
No title available
Today's Document
Jules of Nature

pixel skylines
No title available
Xuebing Du
noise dept.
Three Goblin Art
styofa doing anything
Peter Solarz
tumblr dot com

#extradirty
h
KIROKAZE

blake kathryn
wallacepolsom

Andulka
DEAR READER
i don't do bad sauce passes

No title available
seen from Croatia

seen from Malaysia

seen from Germany

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from South Africa
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Croatia
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Netherlands

seen from Honduras
seen from Malaysia
seen from Brazil

seen from United States
@captainmac
♈♋♑♌♉♊Signs♒♍♎♓♏♐
a personal comic about haircuts and being queer and not realising your body isn’t really yours until you buy a pair of hair clippers That’s my experience anyway
✨(commission info)(kofi)✨
I just nearly started crying because I identify with this feeling of owning myself so hard but I didn’t even really realize it.
Falling slowly... Photo credit @kaylens.ca **Who’s coming to the Showcase this Saturday? I’ll be performing on both Pole and Lyra! ** #lyrahoop #aerialhoop #circuseverydamnday #blackmilkclothing #aerialphotography #pink💕 #pinkhairdontcare #torontomodel #circusphotography #lyralove #lifeisbetterupsidedown #marvelous_shots (at Toronto, Ontario) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bmw_5aKn8Hs/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1nic4ho2nzlra
Mad Max Fury Road is the best because it screams in your face “HEY LOOK HERE’S A V8 INTERCEPTOR AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TRUCK COVERED IN SKULLS AND A GUITAR FLAMETHROWER AND BIG ACTION SEQUENCES AND EXPLOSIONS, ISN’T THAT COOL??????” and then it gently takes your shoulder and whispers in your ear “but you know what’s cooler? respecting women & dismantling the patriarchy”
pretty much
And when she needs to shelter from reality she takes a dip in my daydreams. 💜🖤
be the best ghostie you can be <3
Shop / About Us / FAQ’s / comics / Archive / Subscribe / Theme
I don’t need another friend when most of them, I can barely keep up with them Perfectly able to hold my own hand, but I still can’t kiss my own neck
A scratchy Nadine sketch from last night. I’m currently working on trying to adjust my schedule from here so I can somehow fit in room for personal digital work again and avoid turning the blog into one big continuous pencilfest
Love this beefcake babe. Of @lilyvonk‘s characters, Nadine has surprised me by becoming my favourite of the bunch. Love her expression here. Love the pencil sketches.
Not sure if I want to date her or just work out together...
Got around to painting my own version of Hades this week after a lengthy discussion with a coworker on his interpretation in God of War and what could have been done with him. The bare bones premise of a game exploring Greek mythology has potential, I hope we see some more attempts
It is a shame that pop culture mythology depictions get so watered down. Love this and love how I didn’t see cerebus until I squinted. So subtle, really lends to the mood of the painting.
what does “men who adhere to strict gender binary” even mean tho
NO ONE adheres to the gender binary! NO ONE FITS THEIR GENDER ROLE PERFECTLY! THAT’S THE POINT! AARRRGGH!
NOOOOO OOOOONE…. ADHERES TO THE GENDER BINARY LIKE GASTON!
Originally posted by clarabellecow
when I try to hear this in my head my mental voice is incapable of pronouncing it fast enough to fit the timing of the line “noooo oooone… adjksjfksfjslenry like Gaston!”
and when I try to fit it to one of the longer such lines, my mental voice becomes too confused about conflicting scansion to continue
no one’s droll like gaston no one’s swole like gaston no one fits his assigned gender role like gaston
I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy My what a guy that gastooon
Bless you for making it scan
NOW I CAN’T READ IT WITHOUT SINGING IN MY HEAD
No one’s droll like Gaston, No one’s swole like Gaston, No one fits his assigned gender role like Gaston! For there’s no one online half as phony, His tinder’s got dick pics to spare, You can ask any neckbeard or brony They’ll show you (no homo) whose trilby they’d wear! No one drawls like Gaston Or catcalls like Gaston, Or manspreads on the train in a sprawl like Gaston! I’m especially fond of the paaaatriaaarchy! My what a guy that Gastooon!
…I’m not sorry.
You’re doing the lord’s work.
This is why I tumble
Week 1 of Inktober! My theme this year is plant witches~ ^o^
Twitter | Instagram | Patreon | Store
grocery shopping when ok: I have a list of some items I need and a general idea of what nutrients and food-categories would be useful and I will compare prices and fill up a basket judiciously.
Grocery shopping when depressed: this tea looks nice…I think I need an onion? The general concept of orange juice. I have been here an hour. Everyone thinks I’m stealing. I don’t deserve this tea. The size of the Pacific garbage patch. *leaves store w 3 boxes of mac n cheese, an orange, and some eyeliner* where am I?
My little friends love carrots! They don’t even care about anything they just wanna nibble the carrots
I’m distracting myself from life by researching triops
the first time I saw this video I was PMS-ing and when he sandwiched himself between two carrots I burst into tears
I want to be half as excited as this little dude is.
Scary prehistoric monsters doing cute things is surprisingly compelling.
@tacopocalyptica
I want one
Feel good moment of the day.
Never forget where you came from. #animorphs #cottagewierdness #ninetieskid photo cred: @alexandelljones (at Coboconk, Ontario)
A twisted perspective.
Noir Fiction
I finally got access to my Twitter archive. By request, here are my #noirfiction tweets from quite a ways back:
She was a nutty broad, with hair that was bonkers, and legs that just didn’t make any sense at all #noirfiction
She had a pair of legs that wouldn’t quit, no matter how politely you asked #noirfiction
She was the kind of dame where you couldn’t wait for her to leave so you could write about her on your blog #noirfiction
It was a dark and stormy…. DAY #noirfictiontwists
Her legs only went halfway up and then there was just an inescapable shrieking void, like all women #noirfictiontwists #noirbydavesim
She had legs that went all the way up, and so did the rest of her. “Get back down here,” I said. She looked at me and said “No” #noirfiction
She had a nice set of legs, and then a second, less-nice set she’d found in her foyer. That’s why she came to me. #noirfiction
Her legs were like a metaphor, and the imagery they brought to mind was extreme evocative #noirfiction
She had a body like a poem, and a face like a limerick #noirfiction
She was a real classy broad: top hat, monocle, tuxedo, twirled mustache… oh wait #noirfiction
Normally a dame like this would put me on every edge I had, but nectarines were in season and I had an entire bag. #noirfiction
She had a torso and then two weird lower limbs sticking out of the bottom of it. What were those things #noirfiction
I never cared for conversation, so I let my gun do the talking. Problem was, he was shy too #noirfiction
It’s a dirty job in a dirty city, but I’m not the cleanest guy so that’s fine by me. The name’s Paul Blart… Mall Cop. #noirfiction #blart
He had a face like a stack of pancakes and whenever he talked he sprayed butter and syrup everywhere #noirfiction
She stormed into my office like a hurricane, swinging her arms around and knocking over all my things. “Hey,” I said. #noirfiction
She had a face like this :) and a pair of legs to match < #noirfiction
She had a nice face. It was pretty. She was in my office. I was a detective! It was my first day of being a detective. #noirfiction
She had a pair of legs that ended in rollerskates and the kind of body that could stay upright #noirfiction
She had a face like a zen koan: thought-provoking but impossible to figure out #noirfiction
Fighting evil by moonlight... #thereturn #lyrahoop #brassvixens (at Brass Vixens)
Entropy. (at Shadow Lake (sjö i Kanada, Ontario, Kawartha Lakes))