🎭 Chaotic With a Plot
🌶️ Spice: explicit innuendo, constant sexual humor, adult-only
🔁 Would I reread? yes, whenever I need joy, chaos, and unfiltered nonsense
🧠 neurodivergent-coded
“Just read it.”
No reasons. Just vibes.
And listen. This book is the best book at book-ing I’ve read in a while. It is Heartfelt. Fantastic. Hilarious. All capitalized, because this book demands it.
The humor in this book is aggressively unhinged. Dick jokes everywhere. Sex is constantly on Sam’s mind, specifically sex-dreaming about Ryan, a knight who is engaged to the prince, poses unironically, and is apparently turned on by magic. Make of that what you will.
Once I realized this book is about the journey and not the destination, I stopped asking questions and let it take me wherever it wanted.
Somewhere I saw someone describe this book as Shrek on rainbow drugs 🧐🦄 and that is not only accurate, it is essential information.
Because yes:
there is magic
and wizards
and fairies (horny ones)
and a cult
and Todd’s ears (if you know, you know)
and so many other surprises I refuse to spoil
Also, Sam is a magnet for trouble. And kidnapping. Truly, at this point, he should have a kidnapping subscription.
Listen. I am a full adult. I have responsibilities. And this book made me laugh so hard it hurt. Under all the chaos, this is still a story about loyalty, devotion, found family, and choosing your people, it just happens to be wrapped in nonsense, innuendo, and magical disasters.
❤️🦄🧚♂️🧙♂️ 🙈💦🍊 🐉
If you think those emojis are unhinged, just wait until you see what this book does to you.
Also, you cannot convince me this book isn’t neurodivergent-coded. It’s like one-third banter, one-third sass, and one-third pure chaotic heart.
HaveHeart4Evah!!!
🫠 MC attachment: yes, Gary is my new spiritual animal, I mean unicorn
🧠 After finishing: euphoric, delighted, slightly unwell
🔁 Would I reread? joy reread, specially that smut scene 🔥
