#hazbin fankids

[weirdystar]

Some funny haunted house picture features some radioapple fankids.

[invader-is-cute]

Before people say anything about the ship, this is AU content and is not canon. I know that Vaggie is a lesbian and Angel Dust is gay, I will be fine to explain the AU.

Part 1 of Spidermoth babies!

[thinger626]

Like grandfather like granddaughter.

Meet my Charlie x Pentious baby, Ashley! (What is the ship name, seriously)

[little-angel-in-hell]

Meeting the V Girl

For @yourneurodivergentlady : in which Angel Dust meets his eldest daughter's new best friend for the first time... And worries about her for a good while before that, considering who she is.

(Stella and Vada belong to Lady!)

Angel's worried about the girl at first; he's not going to lie about that. She's Vox's and Val's daughter, the gene pool and the upbringing both don't exactly make him hopeful. But she's a kid and she hasn't actually done anything wrong, and Stella is positively beaming when she talks about her new friend, and so he allows it, even if he sleeps with one eye open.

(Stella is Val's kid, too, as much as he doesn't want to think about it, and she's a delight, but then, Val didn't raise her. He didn't even meet her. So he doesn't know which side to throw the coin on).

(He wants to think he's better than the man who raised him and that Vada maybe is, too).

The gifts, when they start, make the fuzz at the back of his neck prickle. Especially as expensive as they are, and as often as they come. But he can't bring himself to take them away from Stella. They're things she loves, too; a pair of boots she'd been eyeing, a pink faux leather jacket, silk bows for her hair, cute sunglasses, all of it designer; fancy brand lipgloss and perfume, absurdly expensive artisan candy imported from Gluttony, friendship bracelets where the beads are actually precious gemstones and the letters are poured platinum. A custom-made plushie to hang on her bag, the size of his palm, the bright eyes of a cartoon character he doesn't (yet) recognize set in pink diamonds.

A signed poster of the premiere of "V&V", exclusive to the team and a handful of raffle winners, and that Stella decidedly did not win in that raffle.

It's all too familiar, and yet... not. Because he would recognize the signs, at this point, he thinks, he wants to think, and Stella is acting more like Angel himself does when Lucifer buys something ludicrously expensive because he (or Alastor or, frankly, Charlie; someone he cares about enough, in whatever way) looked at it for long enough than how he ever acted around Val or anyone who saw them because of his gifts. Still, the unease makes his stomach hurt.

And then he meets the kid, when Stella brings her for dinner. Better know your enemy, if she is an enemy, he thought when she asked, so he'd said yes.

She's... shockingly normal, if he's honest. Especially for a born billionaire. She's slim, tall for her age; she's probably going to be as tall as Stella when they're done growing, so almost as tall as him, though right now she's a bit shorter than his daughter, and she has four arms, like her, and mermaid-long, thick curly hair in a lovely shade of midnight blue; the texture almost reminds him of his daughter's fluffy pigtails, but the curls are tighter. She likes fashion and gymnastics, videogames and manga and gothic novels, and her best subjects in school are literature, math, and predictably, debate classes. She carries a portable console -the very latest model- and a fancy sketchbook whose leather cover is desecrated with holographic stickers in her pink designer backpack, and is wearing the matching bracelet and plushie to Stella's when she first comes over. Besides that, she's also wearing a huge velvet bow, studded with what he's pretty sure are real pearls, holding back those incredibly long, doll-like ringlets in a half-up ponytail, heart-shaped diamond earrings, a fluffy off-the-shoulder sweater dress with one more bow on each decorative shoulder strap, knee-high fishnet socks with little heart gems in the mesh, and sturdy, heavy, blindingly glittery combat boots. The sweater dress, the heart gems and the raised soles of the boots are all a light pink, while the bows on the straps, the socks, the bootlaces and the diamond earrings are blue, and the hair bow and the boots themselves are lilac. Of course, all the respective blues, pinks and lilacs are exactly the same shade as each other; he'd be surprised if the clothes aren't custom-made and custom-dyed to match. He expected that, and all the heart motifs, too; he expected her to be wearing heavy makeup for some reason, he realizes, but she's not; just a bit of the same glitter-laden lipgloss she gifted Stella, scented like strawberries, and cyan mascara. The heart-shaped white gold locket with the incredibly ornate capital "V" hanging from her neck feels a bit like getting stabbed, and he doesn't quite know why. And she brought a box of pastries from a place with a price tag capable of putting most people into cardiac arrest, because good guests don't arrive empty-handed, apparently.

Sure, it's difficult to look her in the eyes without flinching. She has Vox's rings, seemingly permanently, and they're a bright cherry red color that she could have gotten from either of them, the shape almond and upturned; she wears heart-shaped pink sunglasses with thick lenses, too, just to make it worse. She doesn't take them off and apologizes about it without being asked, about not being able to control her powers very well yet, so that's why she they stay on. Still, they make him shudder, and it's worse when a jagged cyan strip accidentally flickers into her left pupil, even when it clearly fails to do anything. But she's a cute kid, even if he has no idea where she might've gotten the hair and long eyelashes and heart-shaped lips from, or the ears for that matter, even if she can unroll her tongue well past her jaw just like Val and it's bright cyan and glows in the dark like Vox's, which she and Stella find hilarious, so she keeps doing tricks with it and talking about getting it pierced when she's older, and Angel's throat feels like sandpaper but he bites his own dry tongue. No smoke, thank goodness, and her saliva has a slight pink tinge but doesn't do anything. Her skin is periwinkle, bright and delicate; not lilac and not slate, not a hint of grey. Her wings are lilac, when she shows them to him, which is a surprise on some level, but she keeps them hidden almost permanently, folded tight and flat against her back like an origami envelope, not a coat. She can't hide the fluffy antennae, though, the heart pattern there too. It's almost like they made her in a lab to be perfect as a representation of them both, and it should creep anyone out to the point of uncanny valley, except for how she carries herself like she's completely her own person. She's headstrong, and funny, and not deferent but polite enough, chatty and clearly orally fixated, always with gum or a lollipop in her mouth if she's not eating. She makes Stella laugh and they clearly adore each other, and she buys expensive gifts for no other reason that she likes to and she can due to the utter insanity of being a twelve year old with a black card. She likes him, too, and it's clear she doesn't know who he is, nor who he used to be. She compliments his looks, his clothes, his cooking; asks him to call her Vicky like Stella does, instead of Vada. He hadn't even known she had a middle name. It's dizzying, disorienting in a way. But he's glad he gave her a chance, still. Because he expected the designer clothes, and the top-of-the-line electronics, and the jewelry that's almost absurd for a preteen and definitely absurd for a regular Friday, and he expected her looks, on a level, too, but he didn't expect her.

It's madness, but somehow Vox and Val raised a kid who's one of the best people he's met, and not just in Hell. He's not sure who to pray to so she doesn't go rotten. But he'll have to keep an eye out for her, and not just on her. Lord help him, if He ever was going to.

[hells-2nd-generation]

Name: Eleanor

Age: 20

Pronouns: She/Her

Nicknames: Nellie

Parents: Alastor and Rosie

Parents dynamic: Alastor and Rosie are close friends, who do not see themselves as in an actual relationship.

Relationship with parents: Unlike most of the children who appeared and sort out their parents, Eleanor chose to keep their distance and not reveal her relation to the cannibal overlord and Radio Demon. Instead, Eleanor has made a home in cannibal town and set up her own butcher shop, where she sells meat and baked goods. Despite not indulging in cannibalism herself, she doesn't see it as an issue and enjoys the art of butchery of any living thing, and occasionally will join cannibals to hunt for fresh meat, including with her parents and little brother. Both Alastor and Rosie know of her, but not that they are related, though Alastor has a slight suspicion about her. She will occasionally babysit for Rosie, meaning she gets to spend time with her baby brother Elias.

Additional info:

Ears are always down unless using her full demonic form.

Makes Cannibal jokes despite not being one herself.

Serves both cannibal and animal meat in her butchers, often sources meat, and goes hunting for it personally.

Always has a knife on her, sometimes hidden in her belt or boots.

Is protective over Elias and babysits him when she can.

Often comes to the hotel and provides meat for catering, since they actually trust her to tell them what the meat is.

[darkmasterofcupcakes]

Theoretical Fankid: Chaggie

First up for this little "series" is Charlie and Vaggie.

They have a daughter named Lily Penelope, sometimes affectionately nicknamed "Lil Penny". Named in part for Charlie's mother, and in part for Sir Pentious, both of whom are/were very significant to her parents in some way.

Appearance-wise, she mostly favors Vaggie, being closer to her in height, having a very similar facial structure as well as her eye shape and her skin tone is close to Vaggie's, though a bit lighter from Charlie's gene's influence. She also inherited Vaggie's wings. From Charlie, Lily got her blonde hair, though it's quite a bit lighter, being practically platinum blonde. She also got Charlie's nose and eye color, as well as her hooves and rosy cheeks.

She was conceived through magic - specifically through Lucifer helping them out by using a bit of his own powers to make it so Charlie and Vaggie were able to conceive naturally. Charlie was the one who carried the baby.

In terms of her personality, she leans more towards Charlie, usually being pretty optimistic, though she does have a slightly shorter fuse and is a bit quicker to lose her temper. But she genuinely does care for a lot of people and wants to help as much as she can...even if sometimes the other person doesn't want help. She is also incredibly stubborn.

She is very much doted on my not only her mothers and grandfather, but everyone at the Hotel (with the exception of Alastor) who are all basically family to Lily, with varying degrees of how good or bad of an influence that are on her.

Lily doesn't have any actual powers besides being extremely durable and flight from her wings. It doesn't bother her, though she does sometimes get annoyed at people assuming her lack of powers makes her a pushover.

((Next one of these is going to be for M&M, since they came in second, and then Stolitz, who came in third. After that, I'll probably do another poll))

[thistleturtle1785]

The Boyfriends, Alec & Franklin!